To me, Heidi Montag is very similar to my apartment: When it’s cleaned up, if someone just briefly glances at it they think it looks pretty good. But as soon as you take a closer look, you’re horrified to see how unsanitary and disgusting it actually is. (I could have used a “But as soon as you come inside” joke but I didn’t. Mostly because I couldn’t think of one.)
I sort of think Montag looks like a pelican, and not just like a regular pelican, but an evil cartoon pelican that would be in a Pixar movie about a sand crab that was trying to find it’s way home or something. Plus, her fake boobs remind me of a traumatic event in my childhood when my brother held me down and inflated a balloon in front of my face until it loudly exploded. So, what I’m trying to say is I find her creepy. But, as I have said before, this isn’t about what I think, it’s about you, the people. So, is she creepy….or sexy?
Creepy. Her fake tits are the creepiest fake tits I’ve ever seen, and there’s something too soulless about her.
Sexy… but I wouldn’t touch her vag if Spencer was willing to pay me so he could film it. We all know he doesn’t hit it himself (being penisless and all) but that doesn’t stop him from letting others.
daemaro…you know way too much about those people
Who is this cunt and what is she famous for?
I’d like to bite off her nipples and chew on them like bubble gum, but besides that I think she looks kind of doofish.
I’d bang her on Halloween.
She’s way hot.
I could wrap her long blonde hair around my cock & squirt my sperm all over her face. Thats all I can think of to use her for. What else is she good for??
I do find heidi sexy she is a nice girl:)
Heidi is very sexy and comes across as a sweet girl in interviews. I’m curious how some of you guys consider Heidi to be skanky when so many other starlets have slept with so many guys and always seem to be wasted in their photos. Heidi is a true beauty.
She’s probably not too bright being that she’s with that awful boyfriend.They are both in it for the sake of self promotion.
NOT!!!!
She is Sreepy. She has some boner jams ’09 qualities about her. But I feel like she would be the next person cast to have an alien pop out of her in the AVP series.
shes creepy, shes looks haggard and thin(unhealthily thin). if she gained some weight her face wouldn’t be as gross
I think she has some quite masculine features. Namely that jaw!
She looks like Cruella DeVil in a bathing suit – enough said.
VERY SEXY!
Well, his name is WANKER, after all. she’s nothing special. check out the new cover of Front. now THAT’S hot!
I think she is a little bit of both. Sometimes she looks really good and other times not so much. She might have the face of a pelican but she has the body of a Red-Legged Partridge Quail.
Sexy. I can overlook the whole vapid attention-whote thing cause I’d totally do her, and shed probably let me take pics too.
why does this bitch get so much attention? Go to waspy suburb you can see about ten thousand fake boobed blonde broads…though about half are underage and the other half are their mothers
creepy all the way. I think shes dirtier then a 16 year old prostitot.
She’s Creexy
Body=sexy
Face=creepy
definately a robot