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Cripple (Hockey) Fiiiiiiight!

 
Hockey fights are always a good time. But watching a sled hockey fight (sled hockey is hockey played by paraplegics) somehow seems just a little bit better. After watching these guys go after each other, I wouldn’t call them "handicapped," but "handi-capable…of kicking your ass."
 

7 Responses to "Cripple (Hockey) Fiiiiiiight!"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Actually inkngrease… those sticks are made for this sport. The top part of the stick has little spike grips which you use to push yourself along.. and then do a quick flip of the stick to use the actual puck handling part. It’s not the easiest thing to do let me tell ya… Especially considering you have to try and balance yourself on the board as well. Seeings how I doubt these guys are noobs, their skates on the board they sit on are probably quite close together for maximum manuverabilty. The further apart the skates are the harder it is to turn.

  2. Buddy Ice says:

    Watching this reminds me of the “Knights who say Ni”.

  3. Pratik says:

    I call fake on this one. Cripple-hockey deserve crippled refs.

  4. inkngrease says:

    Did they make those hockey sticks spacifically for cripple hockey, or did they convert them over from the dwarf league? if it’s the latter, and their actually are midget’s somwhere that play hockey and get in “little” fight’s, I want season ticket’s.

  5. Patrick says:

    I would have also given a nod to U2′s “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me” from the Batman Forever soundtrack. Bono’s pipes could make a colonoscopy thrilling.

  6. Anonymous says:

    check this out, lakeville 2018

  7. BlackJackTrainer says:

    Looks the number 9 of USA…


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