Ah, Cryptozoology, the study of creatures whose existence is unproven, aka, the study of weird ass make-believe animals. So who, you may ask, are the people who study these animals? Well, we’ve decided to put together a gallery of Cryptozoologists for you, and they pretty much look exactly how you think they might look.
I don’t think this guy uncovered this skeleton. I think Megan’s law required him to alert this skeleton that he moved into the neighborhood.
Yes, he’s on the track of unknown animals, which apparently include the Turtle.
I’m pretty sure this footprint started as him trying cover up the dump he took, then he was like "hmmm, two birds with one stone."
This guy is clearly the Justin Timberlake of Cryptozoology. By that I mean he seems very untalented and annoying.
At some point, when your job is searching for weird ass animals, you have to make the choice of "Am I going to look like a weird ass nerd?" or "am I going to look like a weird ass psycho who might kill you?" This guy has clearly made the right choice.
"Please, hurry up and take this picture, it’s just spit a rare poison into my eyes and the paralysis is setting in."
When you’re a Cryptozoologist and you’ve finally found/built the creature you’ve been looking for, you have to take a picture of you and the beast where you’re looking at it and making an expression that says "I got you, you fuggin bastard."
I’m not sure where the Cryptozoologist is here, but this is quite a find.
"Bob, that’s not a mythical creature, that’s a wolf." "What are you talking about, Steve? (pops out its eye) It’s a one-eyed Jibbery-joo."
Their relationship wasn’t always great, but they never went to bed upset.
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
That last one is soon to be my facebook pic once i decide on which body to to put my face on
i was contemplating the second one
Awesome. Fuggin awesome.
post pics when done
Glad the UFC thing worked out for Dana White.
one day I strive to have a job where I walk around looking for shit I read about in popup books when I was 5. Right after I rape these kids. brb.
that’s called a combover dude
I think the guy from pic 1 is the same guy from pic 6…just in the 1st one he has got himself a wicked wig.
How the golfcart got there with no tire tracks is bananas.
unusual facial hair seems to help catipult one’s career in this field.
the last pick is proof enough for me…but i thought sasquatch was mean? ahh sasquatch whisperer
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That last picture reminds me of this wierd ass couple I went to school with’s Prom picture.