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Cure For Britney’s Crazy: Mexico

According to usmagazine.com, Britney Spears spent the last few days in Rosarito, Mexico with her new rented penis, photographer Adnan Ghalib.

The couple arrived in a black SUV at the Rosarito Beach hotel, just south of the Border, at about 3 p.m. Wednesday, according to the Ensenada, mex., newspaper, El Vigia.

“She looked serious and haggard,” a sales clerk told the paper in Spanish. “She didn’t have makeup on.”

Zing! Someone get this sales clerk his own blog! Maybe he can take the url “www.QueTylerDurdenHacen.com.”

If you’ve never been to Rosarito, Mexico, let me describe to you what it’s like: picture a beach, then picture a frat guy throwing up on it while some dude tries to sell him a ceramic Bart Simpson. If you’d like to book a vacation package, visit www.rosarito.org

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