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I used to send dirty haikus to my girlfriend all the time… maybe it’s time to resurrect that tradition.
Here is my haiku
I can’t think of what to say
I guess I’ll say first
Here’s my tampon
I can’t shove it up my butt
Because there’s already a dick inside
sheesh, at least my haiku actually works
don’t mess with boner = http://bit.ly/cEfy2a
I’ll suck your cock
you’ll get to cum in my face
shit kid, I’m gay!
You should try using your name when expressing your repressed fantasies, it’ll help you come out of the closet.
FAGGOT!
Favorite memory
Mexican Bible Study
Epic Nostril Shart
Careful, don’t spit your beer – I mean your momma’s tit milk that she left you in the fridge before going to work – all over your screen while attempting to seem cool amongst the HT audience.
ACCESS DENIED!
I may own your arse
But my tranny-mom owns mine
I suck her huge cock
Right? Why these folks all stressed out man, I mean seriously. Wow.
Jess
http://www.complete-anonymity.cz.tc
Xote’s are taking away our freedoms….can’t you people see that? They’re a faggy clan that sucks everything in sight and leaves snot on public fixtures…c’mon, get with the program.
http://www.Xoteappendages.omg/pics&stuff/%$%$#*)
They found Boner dead
Sounds like it was suicide
Nice timing, Taco
David Caruso:
(removes glasses) “It looks like…
…that boner’s gone limp.”