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Cynthia Nixon Is Dating 14-Year-Old Boy

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I thought Sex and the City’s Cynthia Nixon was a card-carrying lesbian. I heard this rumor that she lived in Brooklyn with her girlfriend of four years. But this photo clearly shows her dating a handsome young man who looks like the winner of my middle school’s science fair. Did Cynthia take the Ted Haggard path to heterosexuality? Or did she…oh, wait. That’s a chick. My bad. Nevermind. She’s still a lesbian. I just saw that photo and immediately was all “young chubby dude!” We’re good here. Carry on.

13 Responses to "Cynthia Nixon Is Dating 14-Year-Old Boy"

  1. Maurice says:

    Hi! My favorite is Jennifer Aniston and I will marry her someday. Whos your favorite model and maybe I can get to the unofficial personal site or some nudie shots.

  2. Michiko says:

    Hi! Hot picture alert! If Paris Hilton is your fave, then I have a website for you to see. Who wants it?

  3. Anonymous says:

    in case you wanted to know what a rodeo clown looks like without their makeup… mmmm, not so good.

  4. f-bomb says:

    Hey, if Corky from Life Goes On can get a lesbian, maybe I can too!

  5. LJ says:

    jeeeeez…….she gave up guys for that dog? Wooooooof…..woooooooooffffff!!!!!!

  6. Pratik says:

    That’s a….. woman?

    *Right eye twitches*
    *Mouth slightly foams*
    *Falls over*

  7. Anonymous says:

    had exactly the same reaction. except aftere i woke i laughed so hard i began to cry. then i felt a bit guilty and decided that in times like these god probably wants me to pray for that very unfortunate lady. so i prayed for her but i don’t think even god can fix that mistake.

  8. morty says:

    I always wondered what happened to those roided out east german olympians? But its a solid bet that Cynthia Nixon has said “your gun is sticking into my hip…”

  9. Daemaro says:

    That chick looks like Josh Peck and Ellen DeGeneres’s bastard child… and that’s not saying much.

  10. Newt says:

    That’s the ginger kid from the Kate Beckinsdale photo all grown up.

  11. Keeblerkahn says:

    So thats what would happen if you smashed Jonah Hill and Michael Cera into one person. You guts at Holy Taco have really stepped up your photoshop skills. Well done.

  12. Rob says:

    Did Bill Gates and Ellen Degeneres have a love child?

  13. Anonymous says:

    “her?…”
    “she’s really funny.”