May 27, 2014 | 2:24 pm
By Dustin Seibert
Don Johnson – he of ’80s-pastel-and-Ferrari glory – had a few words to say about his and babe of yore Melanie Griffith’s smoking offspring Dakota Johnson’s starring role in the upcoming film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Gray.
Anyone who endured the atrocious writing in those books can attest to how sexually explicit the source material is and knows Don’s little girl will be quite nude and in compromising positions. Here’s hoping for Dakota’s sake that her first major role is, as he says it, a “blip in her career,” which could be the wishful-est of wishful thinking; we all know how things panned out for Elizabeth “Showgirls” Berkley.
Don is far from the only aging celebrity with a hot-ass daughter. Celebs are usually good-looking, and they get to make whoopee with good-looking people and produce other hot people. It’s science, really. Check out a bunch of our favorites in the gallery above…