Dan Quinn Is Going To Enjoy Kicking Your Ass

April 30th, 2009 | 06:30 am
 
I don't know who Dan Quinn is, but he is my new favorite person in the universe. He only says awesome stuff and he has a LOT to say.
 
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Comments

16 Responses to "Dan Quinn Is Going To Enjoy Kicking Your Ass"

  1. Jerkules Says:

    Ok, who taught this guy to use a computer? We need to be responsible with our education.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    I read this as Dan Quayle will kick your ass.

  3. Steve Says:

    That's right, Stevia makes it a man's game.

  4. Matt Says:

    Jesus Christ.

    Not only did he do this, he put it on his computer, watched it and thought "fuck yeah, people will see this and take me seriously".

  5. Nix Says:

    I'm pretty sure this is Eric Cartman in twelve years.

  6. Bastage Says:

    Geez, I think I deserve an award for making it to the 4 minute mark. That's when I looked at the video and realized I wasn't even halfway through.

  7. comedyicon.com Says:

    Dan Quinn owns a maroon wicker mirror. The fact that he owns a maroon wicker mirror -means he purchased a maroon wicker mirror. No man who would purchase a maroon wicker mirror,hang it and do an 8:00 epilogue about fuck'all is kicking my ass. Read it.live it.know it.

  8. Buddy Ice Says:

    Why does his face look like that deformed guy from Elephant Man, or whatever that movie's name was?

  9. Edwordrules Says:

    Rocky, from Mask, LOL

  10. David K. Says:

    Doesn't Notre Dame always complain there academic standards make it harder for them to field a great football team? Well this video pretty much blows that idea out of the water.

  11. nick Says:

    didnt darwin's theory regarding natural selection say that the weaker members of a population would be eliminated from the gene pool? how the fuck is this moron still alive?

  12. dr.schwazzeneger Says:

    You'd be that angry and insane if you went to Notre Dame too.

  13. Anonymous Says:

    shockingly enough this idiot got kicked out of ND for sexual assault and steroid use.

  14. PrickRolled Says:

    I think the record says enough:

    Name Dan Quinn
    Record 4 - 4 - 1 (Win - Loss - Draw)
    Wins 2 (T)KOs ( 50 %)
    1 Submissions ( 25 %)
    1 Decisions ( 25 %)
    Losses 1 (T)KOs ( 25 %)
    2 Submissions ( 50 %)
    1 Decisions ( 25 %)
    Height 6'0" (183cm)
    Weight 225lbs (103kg)
    City Roseville
    Country USA

  15. Anonymous Says:

    Someone please take away his blackberry.

  16. walrus Says:

    Dan Quinn is one of the craziest motherfuckers in MMA.

    Seriously, I wonder what goes on inside this lunatics mind day-today.

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