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They should’ve braided her hair into little sausage links too.
Pickup Line #7) You’d sure taste good marinated in my juices.
Pickup Line #7) Can me and my mate “spit roast you”?
Oops #8
fail in every sense of the word
#9 Excuse me….I’m here for the ALL YOU CAN EAT buffet.
Pickup Line #10…Wanna Fuck?
Thats got…TREAT ME LIKE A WHORE written all over it. PICK UP LINE #1) Do you mind if I poke you to see if your done?
PICK UP LINE #2)You look Rare….You know..PINK in the middle.
Good stuff there! But every pickup line below this is a dried-up crumbly dog turd.
She can be my lambchop anyday <3
I see that you like meat. Would you like some more?
Eat that PETA mother fuckers!!!
pick up line #3: Mind if I eat that of you?
pick up line #4: Now that a nice piece of meat
FUCK PETA
bunch of little fagets
Pickup Line # 5) WOW If you can do that with a dress. I would sure love to see Your Beef curtains.
Damn you bastard!. I was going to use “beef curtains”
Pickup Line #6) I’d sure butcher that shit.
now I’m hungry and horny
and still a fucking asshole who doesn’t know how to use a comma
Of COURSE you’re hungry and horny, philosopher. You’re a 500-lb virgin.
Where is your Capital and period DICKWEEEEED. I BET YOUR A FKN TEACHER.Why don’t you go let Philosopher teabag you while grading papers with a red pen.
*capital
*DICK WEED
*You’re
*Fuckin’
That is all
Butcher: How’s my meat?
Girl: A little salty.
Francis Bacon lives!