Explore Holy Taco

Danica McKellar


Where You’ve Seen Her:  Danica was Winnie Cooper in the Wonder Years.  Meaning, if you’re between the ages of 25-35, you’ve masturbated to her likenss roughly 500,000 times.

Tantalizing Trivia: She’s a shitty tipper.  My friend used to wait tables and verified this on more than one ocassion. (I could care less, she’s Winnie Cooper.)

Pointless Quote: "Smart is sexy"
 
     
 
     

8 Responses to "Danica McKellar"

  1. Newt says:

    I started to read her paper on Percolation and Gibbs states for multiplicity, but I didn’t get through the title before blood started leaking from my nose and eyes. Me not smart.

  2. Mr. Balls says:

    If ever there was a girl who needed breast implants, you’re looking at her.

  3. NW Stud says:

    Danica is perfect he way she is. Pert breasts, flat hard stomach and ready to rock my world. She has great eyes, lips and is perfect. Guys who neds big tits to get off have small minds and dicks.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Make that 500,001.

  5. with a girl as hot as that and with the heavenly background in picture makes you go somewhere else in the world nice pictures very nice, 500,010

  6. Anonymous says:

    Marks out of two, I’d give her one, then another one!
    I never did but am off to flick one off now, I like her…..

  7. mt says:

    Ok, so I really have a sudden urge to jack off and cum all over myself now!


The Holy Taco Boxed Chocolates Guide


How to Make a McGriddle at Home


How to Write a Black Eyed Peas Song


25 Leaked Celebrity Cell Phone Pics


7 Avengers Too Lame for the Movie


Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With