Where You've Seen Her: Danica was Winnie Cooper in the Wonder Years. Meaning, if you're between the ages of 25-35, you've masturbated to her likenss roughly 500,000 times.
Tantalizing Trivia: She's a shitty tipper. My friend used to wait tables and verified this on more than one ocassion. (I could care less, she's Winnie Cooper.)
I started to read her paper on Percolation and Gibbs states for multiplicity, but I didn't get through the title before blood started leaking from my nose and eyes. Me not smart.
Danica is perfect he way she is. Pert breasts, flat hard stomach and ready to rock my world. She has great eyes, lips and is perfect. Guys who neds big tits to get off have small minds and dicks.
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November 26th, 2008 at 06:28 am
I started to read her paper on Percolation and Gibbs states for multiplicity, but I didn't get through the title before blood started leaking from my nose and eyes. Me not smart.
November 26th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
If ever there was a girl who needed breast implants, you're looking at her.
November 26th, 2008 at 09:42 pm
Danica is perfect he way she is. Pert breasts, flat hard stomach and ready to rock my world. She has great eyes, lips and is perfect. Guys who neds big tits to get off have small minds and dicks.
November 30th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Make that 500,001.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:54 pm
with a girl as hot as that and with the heavenly background in picture makes you go somewhere else in the world nice pictures very nice, 500,010
December 3rd, 2008 at 06:14 am
Marks out of two, I'd give her one, then another one!
I never did but am off to flick one off now, I like her.....
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