It's our intern Noah's birthday today, so we let him come up with an idea for a post. After giving him a celebratory Twinkie with a candle in it, he said, "Uhh, what if, like, animals were evil or something?"*
Well, happy birthday, Noah.
I Think This Is A Samurai Toad
This Manatee Sleeps With The Fishes
Oh Shit! It's An Evil Nazi Dog!
It's Polar-sama Bearn Laden! Get Him!
This Dastardly Raccoon Wants To Tie You To The Train Tracks
Yargh! Give Me Ye Bananas Or Ye Be Walkin' The Plank
wow you guys are really grabbing at at straws, or should i say animal tails. you should give me articles to write im jsut as un comical as this was!!! lets go to Vegas babies!!!!
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April 23rd, 2009 at 01:36 pm
umm, what? Happy Birthday Noah!
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:39 pm
ok, now there are pictures, where there were not the first time. I approve of this post much more now. Happy Birthday Noah!
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:42 pm
This used to be a comedy site, right?
April 23rd, 2009 at 03:21 pm
I don't recall that.
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:44 pm
wow you guys are really grabbing at at straws, or should i say animal tails. you should give me articles to write im jsut as un comical as this was!!! lets go to Vegas babies!!!!
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:58 pm
Maybe you lose out on grammar?
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:49 pm
I hope Noah's is an unpaid internship. Because this is barely worth a travel stipend.
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:53 pm
I love this shit. The Dumbest shit is more often than not the funniest. Nazi dog is the best
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:08 pm
Yeah, this definitely qualifies as "so stupid it's funny." Or "so stupid it's stupid." We're not sure which, yet.
April 23rd, 2009 at 03:42 pm
more like, "so stupid it's stupid, which is funny, in a stupid sort of way."
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:33 pm
NAZIS HAHAHAHAHAHA
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:51 pm
i think people missed the asterix
April 23rd, 2009 at 04:36 pm
LMAO...
Drunken argument: Who would win the Evil Nazi Dog or the Dastardly Raccoon?
April 23rd, 2009 at 06:08 pm
LOL! that was great & Happy Birthday, mine's sunday, Taurus' rule!....
April 23rd, 2009 at 06:59 pm
the nazi puppy and the polar bear made me feel guilty for thinking that they still looked cute...
also, that manatee has a tumor in its nose! IT'S HUGE!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
ITS NAT A TUMAAH
April 24th, 2009 at 09:50 am
photoshopped
April 24th, 2009 at 03:00 pm
No really?
April 27th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Just FYI guys dont be saying those kinda things about Mr. Manatee he raped me cus i owed him 42 fish.
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