It’s our intern Noah’s birthday today, so we let him come up with an idea for a post. After giving him a celebratory Twinkie with a candle in it, he said, "Uhh, what if, like, animals were evil or something?"*
Well, happy birthday, Noah.
I Think This Is A Samurai Toad
This Manatee Sleeps With The Fishes
Oh Shit! It’s An Evil Nazi Dog!
It’s Polar-sama Bearn Laden! Get Him!
This Dastardly Raccoon Wants To Tie You To The Train Tracks
Yargh! Give Me Ye Bananas Or Ye Be Walkin’ The Plank
* Not true.