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Dastardly Villainous Animals: A Photo Collection

posted 04/23/2009
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It’s our intern Noah’s birthday today, so we let him come up with an idea for a post. After giving him a celebratory Twinkie with a candle in it, he said, "Uhh, what if, like, animals were evil or something?"*
 
Well, happy birthday, Noah.
 
I Think This Is A Samurai Toad
 
evil animals, villains, dastardly
 
 
This Manatee Sleeps With The Fishes
 
evil animals, mobster, manatee

 
Oh Shit! It’s An Evil Nazi Dog!
 
evil, nazi, dog, animals
 
 
It’s Polar-sama Bearn Laden! Get Him!
 
polar, bear, bin, laden, evil, animals
 
 
This Dastardly Raccoon Wants To Tie You To The Train Tracks
 
evil, dastardly, raccoon, tophat, evil, animals
 
 
Yargh! Give Me Ye Bananas Or Ye Be Walkin’ The Plank
 
monkey, pirate, evil, animals
 
 
* Not true.
 
 
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19 Responses to "Dastardly Villainous Animals: A Photo Collection"

  1. Der says:
    April 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    No really?

  2. Anonymous says:
    April 23, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    the nazi puppy and the polar bear made me feel guilty for thinking that they still looked cute…

    also, that manatee has a tumor in its nose! IT’S HUGE!

  3. Sciencekingfred says:
    April 27, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Just FYI guys dont be saying those kinda things about Mr. Manatee he raped me cus i owed him 42 fish.

  4. zatu says:
    April 24, 2009 at 9:50 am

    photoshopped

  5. Anonymous says:
    April 24, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    ITS NAT A TUMAAH

  6. booobies! says:
    April 23, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    This used to be a comedy site, right?

  7. justin says:
    April 23, 2009 at 3:21 pm
     I don’t recall that.
  8. willybabes says:
    April 23, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    wow you guys are really grabbing at at straws, or should i say animal tails. you should give me articles to write im jsut as un comical as this was!!! lets go to Vegas babies!!!!
  9. Sickpigs.com says:
    April 23, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Maybe you lose out on grammar?

  10. Paul says:
    April 23, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    ok, now there are pictures, where there were not the first time. I approve of this post much more now. Happy Birthday Noah!

  11. Paul says:
    April 23, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    umm, what? Happy Birthday Noah!

  12. Encinitas guy says:
    April 23, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    I love this shit. The Dumbest shit is more often than not the funniest. Nazi dog is the best

  13. cory says:
    April 23, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    Yeah, this definitely qualifies as "so stupid it’s funny." Or "so stupid it’s stupid." We’re not sure which, yet.
  14. Jammo says:
    April 23, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    more like, “so stupid it’s stupid, which is funny, in a stupid sort of way.”

  15. Joe Kerr says:
    April 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    NAZIS HAHAHAHAHAHA

  16. Edwordrules says:
    April 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    LMAO…
    Drunken argument: Who would win the Evil Nazi Dog or the Dastardly Raccoon?

  17. Anonymous says:
    April 23, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    i think people missed the asterix

  18. Buddy Ice says:
    April 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    I hope Noah’s is an unpaid internship. Because this is barely worth a travel stipend.

  19. yvette says:
    April 23, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    LOL! that was great & Happy Birthday, mine’s sunday, Taurus’ rule!….


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