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Date With Tyler And Metallica Guitar Hero Winners Announced

 
Well, we had a ton of entries in this contest, most just to win the Guitar Hero Metallica Game,
 
 
And also a few entries to win the game AND go on a paid date with Tyler.  Which, let me tell you, is the real prize here, folks.
 
Check the winners with the best pick up lines, after the jump

 
Non-Tyler Dating Winner that wins copy of Guitar Hero Metallica:
 
anonymous Says:
March 31st, 2009 at 06:54 am

How would you like to receive a check from me every week for the next 18 years.

 
Runner Up Who Gets A Holy Taco T-Shirt:
 
zeeps Says:

Hey, does this smell like chloroform?

Tyler Date Winner, who wins a date with Tyler, as well as a copy of Guitar Hero Metallica:
 
Christina Says:

L.A.
I have AIDS, you want ‘em?

Runner Up Who Gets Date if Christina pussies out:

Brandi Says:

L.A.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I’m tryin’ to tap that!

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZES/DATE

If you are the person responsible for either of the winning pick up lines, e-mail us at feedback@holytaco.com.  If more than one person lays claim to the winning caption, we give away no prize, and, dammit, that would suck.  So, please, only the winners e-mail in. 

 

10 Responses to "Date With Tyler And Metallica Guitar Hero Winners Announced"

  1. megadethfan92 says:

    metallica sucks now megadeth is better

  2. Jason says:

    Christina and Brandi better put out.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Awesome new online fighting game

    http://www.massivefighting.com/default.asp?refer=1333

  4. Anonymous says:

    in some states

  5. Anonymous says:

    WHAT ABOUT THE HETEROSEXUAL GUYS WHO JUST ENJOY HAVING DINNER WITH OTHER GUYS?, IS THAT SUCH A FUCKING CRIME?

  6. Martin s from canada says:

    Hell, I love free food too.

  7. Paul says:

    If only it was Tyler Durden

  8. Brandi says:

    Um, I don’t think we get to go on a three-way date with him. But I would be down for it. Even though I don’t live in LA and only signed up for the game.

  9. FUCK SHIT PISS POOP says:

    holytaco is starting to suck – to bad the sponsors pick the winners – which suck more the HT

  10. Anonymous says:

    Good choices on the winners, especially since one of them was me.


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