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David Beckham Talks Soccer Sorta


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David Beckham was on 60 minutes last week promoting the start of the MLS soccer season. For me, watching American soccer falls somewhere in between “watching a WNBA game,” and “punching myself in the face.” But I think you’ll find this interview interesting. I doctored it just a little bit. Only just a little, I swear. I await British backlash. Bring it.

10 Responses to "David Beckham Talks Soccer Sorta"

  1. Queen-Loving Wanker says:

    Thats not funny, it sounds more Australian than cockney, at least get it right if your going to insult him. I don’t understand why Beckhams in MLS anyway, Americans can’t play ‘soccer’. If sport involves anything more than driving in a circle or hitting a ball with a stick, its too complicated for you.

  2. Devin Smith says:

    not funny

  3. Guvna says:

    Funny. 20 pounds says Devin is a queen-loving wanker.

  4. bostonlongstroke says:

    I got 50 quid that says he’s a bollocks-squattin’ pickle-ferret!

  5. Robert Patrick, Actor says:

    Dude, that’s HILARIOUS! What a dodgy cockney spiv that Beckham is! Geezer’s throwing his teddies out the pram playing with the Galaxy and then havin’ a butchers with AC 360 the next. Blimey! And that Devin Smith’s a bloody nutter! I have half a mind to start a barmy bust-up with ya’s, ya daft c*nt!

  6. Devin Smith says:

    wrong, just a guy who could not understand the dialog in this video.

    you guys need to step it up

  7. galf says:

    ahaha that’s great. Oh Hello Ball!

  8. Burnout says:

    Ahhhh. Devin tips his hand.

  9. JarheadJimmy says:

    That was F’n funny! soda shot out my nose!

  10. Devin Smith says:

    I love cock.


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