I recently posted about a rumor that Denise Richards asked for Charlie Sheen’s sperm in an e-mail. Well, now another rumor has been started by Denise Richards that involves text messages. There’s nothing more I can really say. You just have to read this. People.com reports:
“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards told the New York Post.
“His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore,’” Richards claims. “My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.
Wow. I wonder if he at first wrote “I hope you and your father get cancer,” and then he thought for a moment holding the phone in his hand, “hmm, something doesn’t sound right in this,” then went “a-ha!” then quickly backspaced and wrote “I hope you and your WORTHLESS RETARDED father get cancer,’ and then was like “yes, much better.”
At first this sounds really harsh, the whole wishing cancer on the mother of your children. But, I’ve known some couples who fight like maniacs yet still seem to have a working relationship. Like, maybe that’s just how Denise and Charlie solve problems. I mean, maybe the text messages right after that one went like this:
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Man that whole “Nuts in the guts” thing was way too much. Holy hell that was a good laugh, I needed that.
Is this what money does to people, make them act 51-50?