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Denise Richards Wants Charlie Sheen’s Sperm?

I would be really upset if Denise Richards asked me for my sperm, mostly because I feel like if I’m going to give someone my sperm, it should be done in the way God wanted it to be done: namely jerking it into a turkey baster and dropping it off in front of her doorstep and running away. At least that’s what my weird Uncle does.

So she thinks he doctored the e-mail. Well, let me just say, I have a copy of said e-mail and we can all see, a)this e-mail is not doctored, and b)she not only wanted the sperm, but had big plans for it, and c)I don’t think she fully understands the plot to Jurassic Park.

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11 Responses to "Denise Richards Wants Charlie Sheen’s Sperm?"

  1. Sprmcandy says:

    The Beautiful Denise can have my sperm by the gallon if she needs it. Just call me baby, its yours. Have sperm will travel.

  2. jackie says:

    nice topic after plastic injection molding jobs done!

  3. Sloths! says:

    This just made me fucking laugh out loud. Wow. The Jurassic Park line was pure comedy. Well done sir…well done indeed.

  4. Franky says:

    lmaooooooooooooooooooo beautiful

  5. Mr. Balls says:

    I think that this bitch is just crazy enough to have actually written that letter. Oh yeah, she looks like an old bag too.

  6. justin says:

    I always imagine everyone thinks they’re basically a couple steps away from making their own jurassic park. That cartoon in the movie that explained the process made it seem so easy. I figured that would be the part that stuck with Denise.

  7. Pratik says:

    I wanna go to the new Jurassic Park! There’ll be all kinds of Denise-saurs running around!

    I’m sorry… that was terrible.

  8. morty says:

    isnt she already screwing that dinosaur richie sambora…wow i want to kick my own ass for knowing that

  9. Rob says:

    Damn, I thought I was the only one who received this request. Well Denise is just going to have to settle for Charlie’s two and a half ounces now. She can troll Sunset Blvd and collect it off the ladies cheeks with a sponge.

  10. Steve says:

    Hey Denice Richards, a goofy ass ho is still a ho. Feel me?