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Denise Richards Wants Charlie Sheen’s Sperm?

I would be really upset if Denise Richards asked me for my sperm, mostly because I feel like if I’m going to give someone my sperm, it should be done in the way God wanted it to be done: namely jerking it into a turkey baster and dropping it off in front of her doorstep and running away. At least that’s what my weird Uncle does.

So she thinks he doctored the e-mail. Well, let me just say, I have a copy of said e-mail and we can all see, a)this e-mail is not doctored, and b)she not only wanted the sperm, but had big plans for it, and c)I don’t think she fully understands the plot to Jurassic Park.


11 Responses to "Denise Richards Wants Charlie Sheen’s Sperm?"

  1. Sprmcandy says:

    The Beautiful Denise can have my sperm by the gallon if she needs it. Just call me baby, its yours. Have sperm will travel.

  2. jackie says:

    nice topic after plastic injection molding jobs done!

  3. Sloths! says:

    This just made me fucking laugh out loud. Wow. The Jurassic Park line was pure comedy. Well done sir…well done indeed.

  4. Franky says:

    lmaooooooooooooooooooo beautiful

  5. Mr. Balls says:

    I think that this bitch is just crazy enough to have actually written that letter. Oh yeah, she looks like an old bag too.

  6. justin says:

    I always imagine everyone thinks they’re basically a couple steps away from making their own jurassic park. That cartoon in the movie that explained the process made it seem so easy. I figured that would be the part that stuck with Denise.

  7. Pratik says:

    I wanna go to the new Jurassic Park! There’ll be all kinds of Denise-saurs running around!

    I’m sorry… that was terrible.

  8. morty says:

    isnt she already screwing that dinosaur richie sambora…wow i want to kick my own ass for knowing that

  9. Rob says:

    Damn, I thought I was the only one who received this request. Well Denise is just going to have to settle for Charlie’s two and a half ounces now. She can troll Sunset Blvd and collect it off the ladies cheeks with a sponge.

  10. Steve says:

    Hey Denice Richards, a goofy ass ho is still a ho. Feel me?