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Yeah, gotta look out for the meat heads thats for sure.
Lou
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it’s spelled eczema
What about the female with way too much shit for a week trip that never drives and if she does she complains or almost gets you killed? she also attracts the douchebags at the beach/club/bar and doesn’t compare to any hotties but you would still bang her anyway if you got drunk enough.
Well, thanks for eliminating everyone I’ve met at college so far. Road-tripping by myself this year, I guess.
I’m sure each and everyone of you dicksucking sons of bitches fall into these characters. If i went on a road trip with all of you, i’m going to make sure i’m the one driving. So i can drive all you motherfucking cockloving shitstains off a cliff.
But we should have a hot sweaty sausage orgy first, each of our cocks in each of our asses like a conga line connecting each other. So hot!
I take a fence to the chubby white thug, yo. Take me on a road trip and we’s gonna have all the honeys, playboy bunnies, those wantin monies… Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful. Aiiight
Wow Phil….that was graphic, thanx for sharing. Sure fucked up my hetero fap session.
the chubby white thug looks rather skinny.
Pattaya Girls
Sounds like a plan Phil, I’m in!
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Pounds bike a glan rhil, I’m gay!
What no Yuppie Douchebag w/ True Religions, Ed Hardy T, Puma’s, and unnecessary blazers. My people feel slighted.
not a single mention of ray ban wayfarers? what the fuck is the world coming to?
wouldn’t the guy with weed be a GOOD person to road trip with?
Also, that’s a fat ninja.
Michael Phelps is a stoner and he sure doesnt look like that…. u wouldnt be sterotyping now would you? Is it ok to hang out w/ white ninjas or train captains?
Just kiddin love you guys! Happy April Fools! 2 weeks till paradise!!!
Wrong wrong WRONG! The “Stoner” is hands-down the BEST guy to have on a road trip! Have you guys ever even BEEN on a road trip??!
*trouser.
first faggots, haha jk, youre not faggots
Scotch Breath (HA)
Me and the sea captain can make it happen……gay jokes below
Not bad, Taco. Not bad at all.
Hipster and scenester are basically the same person anymore. You forgot the d-baggy emo hair, nautical star tattoos, and zero gauge piercings that are in no way cool.
Oh yeah… gay chuck taylor shoes, every apple product made (not just the iphone), a $2,000 a month rented one bedroom apartment in the ghetto ass Mission district in San Francisco, anything vegan, boastful in depth knowledge of crappy underground bands that nobody else alive has heard of or cares about, giant Swatch watch or wrist bands, etc.
Sorry faggot I’ll have to stop you right there. You CLEARLY didn’t read the title of this post by HT. Maybe you should try reading it, then rethink your whole essay. The ‘emo’ you’ve refered to, would not be infact a horrible person to have a roadtrip with. They would sit there with their ghetto 2nd gen. iPod nano, listening to AFI and not cause a disruption. gg
Yes, I am aware of what they would be doing. THAT’S WHY THEY WOULD BE HORRIBLE TO ROAD TRIP WITH!
Just knowing d-bags like that exist is bad enough, never mind riding in a car with one. And I’ll burn before I allow Davey Havoc’s wussy emo voice to squeal through the earphones of any portable music apparatus.
Just go to the mission in San Francisco. See if you get 4 blocks before you just have to kill someone.
Sea captain has scurvy on his lip? Get the man some lemonade on the double.
Nice job Holy Taco. Out of all the millions of pictures of roided up douchebag meatheads floating around the internet, you choose a picture of Jesse Marunde, a champion and record breaking strongman who proudly represented the United States of America in the world’s strongest man competitions, and came in second only to the strongest man who has ever fucking lived. Oh, by the way, he died three years ago. You Holy Taco people are fucking communists. SHAME!!!!!!!!!!
He also happens to fit the profile of a meat head. No big deal. He probably wouldn’t have disagreed. I agree I look like a faggot. So what?
I’m not sure how including him in this post identifies HT people as communists, per say. You might as well have called us all niggers. Maybe you can clarify.
I’m sorry sir, but my chiseled thigh muscles render your opinion irrelevant.
Clarified perfectly!
This matter has been resolved.
Holy Shit the Hipster is my (thankfully) EX Brother in Law. The American Spirits were the kicker! Thanks GOD that fucking little douschebag was not responsible enoutgh to sell my cute sister his bullshit for too long. HT nailed it.
Old-Man-Ball-Cupping pose, my favorite, and extremely usefull when getting my sequential hermaphrodite sister and tranny mom off!
seriously dude, your HT glory has come to an end.
give it up already….