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A Diary Of A Sperm

You may be wondering what’s going on inside the mind of a sperm, right after he’s been shot out.  Well, wonder no further, as we present to you his very heartfelt (and sadly, tragic) diary.
 

14 Responses to "A Diary Of A Sperm"

  1. cnnic2005 says:

    This is bullshit.. since when has there been a Feb 30th… Obivously this sperm was stupid, or its a fake。Christian Louboutin Shoes

  2. Buddy Ice says:

    That was some funny shit, I needed that.

  3. Paul says:

    This is bullshit.. since when has there been a Feb 30th… Obivously this sperm was stupid, or its a fake.

  4. DM says:

    Genius: ‘beautiful soft, pink tissued xanadu’
    Ah :) “In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree” (Samuel Taylor Coleridge)

  5. JoJo says:

    That’s was comic Genius.

  6. Bill says:

    Puerile? Your quixotic expectation that anything on this site is NOT puerile is as asinine as your joke is insipid. See? Other people know big words and can be condescending douchebags, too.

    Great post, Taco!

  7. Pierre says:

    Puerile. Reminds me of a joke we used to tell in 6th grade.

    two sperms are about to be launched in an ejaculation. And off they go. they keep swimming and swimming. One of the sperms starts to get tired and asks the other “do you think we are there yet?”, the other replies “yes! it can’t be much farther now, we just passed the uvula”

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  9. uglysexy says:

    so stupid it’s funny..but there is a migrain of truth here…
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  10. Aftersun says:

    This is gold.


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