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45 Responses to "Did I Just Hear A Camera Flash?"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Because your dick fits right between them. So have at it.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Obviously that young lady is pictured in the act of brushing her teeth. That’s important to me. Clean teeth. The rest of you dolts can carry on and on about her posterior, but I want her teeth.

    Dibs.

  3. fingfangfoom says:

    what bry bry does enjoy is man-meat, any size or shape, in any of bry brys orifices. but hey, thats his bag, baby! someday he will have saved up enough for his change operation.

  4. Horny Chick says:

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  5. Bry Bry says:

    Ok taco, I like funny pics better.. this no-core shit is nice sometimes, but if i want to see chicks I’m not coming here.. I come here to laugh.

  6. anonymous says:

    What we don’t see is the next pic. with the twig and berries hanging out in front. Cue the music from The Crying Game.

  7. Anon says:

    BRY BRY, BRAH, BASHES BUTT.

  8. Bry Bry says:

    yea because thats exacly what i said

  9. Andy says:

    Now that’s a view any man would enjoy waking up to.

  10. Andy says:

    Except Bry Bry, who apparently doesn’t enjoy seeing daily pics of hot chicks.

  11. Pierre says:

    halitosis is a boner exterminator

  12. Anonymous says:

    …and you’ve been a buzz kill all your life Frenchy.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Hey, if it gets you hard thinking about a dick and balls, more power to you. Me, I’ll just think about giving her the shocker and shoving my cock up all her holes.

  14. Anonymous says:

    THAT HEAVEN

  15. thenaughtyplace.com says:

    HAVE HER CHECK ME OUT AT thenaughtyplace.com

  16. CHammer says:

    She’s thinking….Now where did I put that floss.

  17. Tina says:

    I love france president wife in similar pose http://www.ekhichdi.com/gallery/the-sexy-first-lady-of-france/

    Tina

  18. Anonymous says:

    So I am thinking “Do I really want to go to work today or stay home and play”?

  19. Word says:

    Rock on brother, you have a plan! Go with it.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Am I the only person who read this guys post outloud and in the Borat voice?

  21. Anonymous says:

    I’m lost. Who is being SARCASTIC here?

  22. Anonymouse says:

    It’s good to see a man with a plan, let us know how you did and good luck to you, sir.

  23. Anonymous says:

    WOWZERS!!! That girl is hot!

    I want to get a girl like that, but I can’t because I’m ugly. But girls do not like just looks; they also like guys with money. As a result, I will need to make a lot of money.

    What I will do is go to a good college and study real hard. Once I get my 4-year degree, my chance of getting a high paid career is very high. With a high-paying career, I will then dress up real nice and buy a nice car and house. This will impress the women like Ms. Ass-Thong there.

    I will DISTINGUISH myself from every other guy that is out there. I am on my way to a life filled with sex and fun!

  24. anonymurderer says:

    lulz…

  25. GutZ says:

    maybe the earth destroyed the meteor on the dinosaurs?

  26. Lolznazi says:

    Hey, you stole my line!

  27. philosopher says:

    actually, the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, didn’t destroy the earth

  28. TG says:

    Thought that said leaks, but a leaky ass is nothing to joke about.

  29. Dark Pimp says:

    The best part of waking up.. is Folgers and tight butts

  30. Anonymous says:

    That is so witty. Because the meteor destroyed the planet, meaning you want to destroy her anus. Pretty good stuff there.

    No LOLZ for you!

  31. philosopher says:

    must… fuck… until… anus… looks… like… planet… after… meteor (the one that killed the dinosaurs)… struck

  32. Scott says:

    That’s why I so enjoy talking with you Dad. You always put things in the proper perspective. Thanks for your guidance throughout my life thus far. Don’t know what I’d be without you.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Well Scott, you’d still be the same fucked up mess of a headcase.

  34. Scott's Dad says:

    Well, it’s nothing to get worked up about.

    Sometimes I like to shave my pubic region and pretend that I’m a girl. Next, I would go to the department clothing stores in malls and grab a dress to put on. I would pick out a stall and put on a dress.

    At times, I wish that some guy would notice this and follow me into the dressing rooms. That’s when our eyes would meet and then I would undress in front of him and then he would do me like I was a really hot chick, like the red-haired, thong, bitch.

  35. Shmep says:

    You maybe want to question why your first thought on seeing this is ‘FAECES!’
    Fukken killed my boner dead.

  36. Firstguypete says:

    Nice turdcutter…

  37. Anonymous says:

    Do you think she feels sexy when she takes in men’s cum in her ass, mouth and pussy?

    She’s probably like, “Cum makes me feel so submissive and feminine…I think I will shave myself and put on a tight skirt…Next, I will stick out my tongue, suggesting oral sex when I see a fat, hairy, middle age guy…Wow, I’m so sexy.”

    Who wouldn’t want to be a hot slut!? And I’m a guy!

  38. Scott says:

    The fact that you just imagined having multiple mongoloid ejaculations in you is slightly disturbing.

  39. Anon says:

    Yeah, we’ll still be here, waiting.

  40. Anonymous says:

    I think you’re the only person who read the guy’s whole post, period.

  41. David Carradine's Penial Noose says:

    Noice.

  42. Pierre says:

    i lolled at your nic

  43. Anonymous says:

    YUCK!!! Doo-Doo comes out of there!

  44. Thatguypete says:

    Sorry man, just tryin’ to be original…

  45. Anonymous says:

    WELL DAMN


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