It’s not often that a great orator graces us with his ability to take a very complex situation and turn it into a simple story that makes all of humanity sit back and see the world in a new perspective. History has given us such great speakers as Winston Churchill, Martin Luther King Jr and John F. Kennedy. But now, it gives us…Diddy.
From his opening salvo of “Diddy Obama blog! Diddy Obama blog! Diddy Obama blog! Attention John McCain: My name is…Diddy.” to the scathing probe of “She gonna be on the phone with my man from South Korea and like…what she…I mean? What in theee hell?” As you can see, he’s asking the questions that mainstream media is too scared to ask. I’d like to be the first to thank Diddy for his patriotism, his sense of duty and, most of all, for his willingness to take a dump with his mouth in front of a camera, and then put that dump on the Internet.