The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico

April 27th, 2009 | 11:10 am
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Have you noticed that a the new swine flu, which originated in Mexico, makes you feel very similar to a regular trip to Mexico? Ask someone who's coming back from Tijuana how they feel. Then ask someone who's dying of Swine Flu what their symptoms are. Chances are they will say the exact same thing.
 
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53 Responses to "The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico"

  1. Dan Mcskelly Says:

    Shouldn't there be some kind of 50/50 checkmark indicator on the bottom left?

  2. JHC Says:

    Yeah... more non-Mexicans have died simply by vacationing in Mexico than from contracting Swine Flu... so far.

  3. avm Says:

    hold on...tijuana is a whole different show than the rest of mexico. If you go there you are asking for it. I will say that it is true that you can get sick if you DONT listen and drink the water and eat crazy dirty looking food in the street etc.. but the fact is that people that get sick so easily should just admit that they are a bunch of pussies, and mabye it is all the GMO food HERE in the US that makes your system weak....huh made you think a little bit!!
    YES I AM MEXICAN!!!

  4. Pierre Says:

    you should have a checkmark for "Kidnapping" as well, and the mexico side of "horrible death" should be optional.

  5. Kurt2 Says:

    You think "kidnapping" and "horrible death" should be checks for Mexico?

    I think you're confusing Mexico with the third-world countries of Eastern Europe.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    yeah too bad its not really killing people in the US get your facts straight, this is how panics start

  7. justin Says:

    If people are going here for update news, then, well, everyone should panic.

  8. Jason Says:

    The Taco is right next to my CNN feed. This doesn't worry me though, I live about 30 miles from the border. TJ is the only place I'm able to have sexual intercourse that I can afford.

  9. Paul Says:

    I get my news from 2 places, Stephen Colbert and Taco..

  10. Mister Swine Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2 VERY reliable sources!

  11. A Different Paul Says:

    I am starting to think that you are me, posting when I am not looking.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    oh god...

  13. A Different Paul Says:

    The Taco is where panics start? Besides, shut the fuck up!

  14. Anonymous Says:

    its an opinion you dont like it you shut the fuck up you prick

  15. A Different Paul Says:

    Well, my opinion is that.....Hmmm.....um.... I guess I have nothing to say, except that your lack of punctuation made me speechless. Why so serious?

  16. Mexican Drug Lord Says:

    I disagree that visiting Mexico might not result in a "horrible death", unless you consider being kidnapped, having you toenails removed, and being burned in the genitals with a cigarette not that horrible.

  17. Kurt2 Says:

    Why would a Mexican Drug Lord want to kidnap some nobody from Peoria or Hackensack?

    Some of them didn't get on the "Fortune 500" list by kidnapping overweight white people indiscriminately. They know what they are doing.

  18. Pipipipilowwww Says:

    I TOTally agree... hahaha lol.... ewwww.... white people with safari hats and flowered t-shirts

  19. Anonymous Says:

    I am mexican and i am angry with your post... you can have an horrible death in Mexico without have swine flu , don't underestimate our capacity to kill tourist!!!

  20. Anonymous Says:

    YAWN!!!!!

  21. suomynona Says:

    we're all going to die a horrible flu death, and you guys are bitching about bad vacations? (white people) i've been to mexico. down here in texas, and generally speaking... the fucking sucks! and i'm of a latino persuasion....asian! ha!

  22. jemis Says:

    there is a place called Mexico in Texas?

  23. Anonymous Says:

    no idiot. he said he has BEEN to mexico. were you really second guessing that mexico was in texas? some people need more schooling...

  24. Anonymous Says:

    This should come with a disclaimer: Only applies to non-Latinos.

  25. Anonymous Says:

    WOW...
    seems it is not a new news ,many friends public this news on a tall dating site ___Tallmingle.com__ which has many other good projects but dating
    But a good news.lol...

  26. Munkustrap Says:

    Fucking Gringos.... u r such pussies... u complaint bout everything... u can stay on ur country and die there... we dont want u here

  27. Sig Says:

    Awesome!! Thanks!

  28. Pipipipilowwww Says:

    it's obvios u guys are not staying in the US... unfortunately, u will always come here to our wonderful beaches and stuff... hope you get robbed next you are here hahahahahaahahahahahah

  29. Pratik Says:

    Only Mexico can come up with a disease called SWINE FLU. Just saying that makes me feel diseased.

  30. Kurt2 Says:

    It's a pun on the color of the people who live in the country above them. Swine=Pink

    Don't believe me? Look at the "Photo of the Day".

  31. bootleggersports.com Says:

    This is fucking funny. Who reads this and takes it seriously? Also, is it news to anyone else that the internet is accessible in Mexico?

  32. duhhh wealy? Says:

    they have internet outside the US? i thought we had exclusive rights!

  33. Anonymous Says:

    Fuck you all fucking racists

  34. Sig Says:

    How the fuck is this being racist? It's the truth ya douche!!!

  35. BG Says:

    YES! There are places in Mexico, like Tijuana, when you can feel this way, and you know why? because is a frontier when your country!1 so STFU, we really have great places in Mexico.

  36. Anonymous Says:

    I've toured around USA and I've been to Tijuana and I must say Tijuana is a hell lot better than many places in the USA, even cleaner. Before you make a post like this you should go there and compare....?

  37. Anonymous Says:

    f fu fuc fuck Fuck FUck FUCk FUCK FUCK! FUCK!!! Fuck you motherfucking piece of shit racist motherfuckers. I know that those stupid television shows and movies in the US portray Mexicans as Subhuman or subamerican but that's far from the truth, the fact of the matter is that Mexico and Mexicans are actually far superior to the filthy yanks that pour guns across their borders and have a negative effect on their country.

  38. suomynona Says:

    you telling me "mexican americans" are actually finding this offensive? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i'm no racist...in fact my last name is Garcia! but this shit is ridiculous! if mexico is SOOOO GREAT, why do millions of it citizens "migrate" north just to sell tacos and use leafblowers? hmmm? MEXICO IS A SHITHOLE!!! don't get me wrong though, some of them senioritas are chicas mas fina!!! ARRATO VATO!

  39. Pipipipilowwww Says:

    mexico has like a bunch of millionaires whose furtune is bigger that ur vision ... anyway... this rich people are not allowing poor people to get education or something... so the gap between rich and poor is getting really big, anyway. People like you don't understand... mexico is not a shithole, u shud read before insulting others....

  40. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah!

  41. Edgar Donnovan Campos Straffon Says:

    Sorry, but all of you americans are so stupid, you just think that you are the king of the world, the best in everything, when you have a lot of problems over there...

  42. Pipipipilowwww Says:

    there is no use in telling u guys, u need more schooling... gosh .. can't believe you really believe in this shit.... anyhow... no se ni porque todos tenemos que responder a sus mierdas en inglés... haha pinches gringos, aprendan español! por eso los odian everywhere! ... Pero bueno, es evidente que ustedes son a bunch of rednecks, pigots ... obvio esto no salio de harvard ....

  43. Anonymous Says:

    well, mexicans don't shower or wash there hands, so the virus make sense they would spread it

  44. Anonymous Says:

    Ha, very rational your answer.

  45. suomynona Says:

    your absolutely right there... pillow penis peckerpi... or whatever... i "shud" read more about the difference in the upper class, and the lower class in mexico.. unless of course it doesn't have shit to do with my statement of mexico sucking complete donkey balls. you think having "millionaires" makes a country great? you should've paid more attention in those "English second language classes" that you took for free here in the Great ESTADOS UNIDOS!!! maybe then you could properly provide valid points in your futile effort to put we "racists" in our place! viva la pendejo's! (you don't get points for shit talking in espanol...joto)

  46. mata gringos Says:

    puto el q iso esta madre,
    ii los gringos no son nada sin los mexicanos
    aparte
    bien q se vienen a tirar desmadre aqii hijos de putaa.
    aa i la pendejada esa de la enfermedad nose origino aqii
    asi q dejense de mamadas,
    ii si no qieren enfermarse, diganles a sus pinches gringuitas q no nos la mamen tanto, pq luego se atragantan i kedan con la gargantaa ien fregada,..

  47. suomynona Says:

    hey"mata gringo" tell yer mother, and yer sister to make me a quesedilla! then come indoors and let me fill'er up! at least then her "decendants" will be legalized AMERICANS, and will be able to go to college, then be able to sue the "americanos" who have been oppressing them... fucking CABRON!

  48. Schleeven Says:

    Kermit the Frog's fingers smell like Swine-flu.

  49. Duh yall Says:

    Oh my god guys, stop taking shit so fucking personal
    yes its a joke
    yes its racist
    COME ON!!!
    ITS AMERICAN SENSE OF HUMOR
    ITS ALL READY FUCKED UP AS IT IS

    Ademas, no es como que sea mexico el unico pais que ha sido agredido por los pinches gringos, resumen: rascismo indiscriminado, humor negro para todos, si se pasan ya que, tengan sentido

    JA

  50. your mom Says:

    F*ckin' gringo pendejo that's symtomps ain't the same sh*t maybe for the ppl who went to a lost town in mexico and drank water from the streets idiot...

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