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The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico

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Have you noticed that a the new swine flu, which originated in Mexico, makes you feel very similar to a regular trip to Mexico? Ask someone who’s coming back from Tijuana how they feel. Then ask someone who’s dying of Swine Flu what their symptoms are. Chances are they will say the exact same thing.
 

59 Responses to "The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico"

  1. ESLonymous says:

    Hey, yo, Mr. ESL…say that again.

    Dis time, in ENGLISH, capece?

  2. Anonymous says:

    well, mexicans don’t shower or wash there hands, so the virus make sense they would spread it

  3. suomynona says:

    your absolutely right there… pillow penis peckerpi… or whatever… i “shud” read more about the difference in the upper class, and the lower class in mexico.. unless of course it doesn’t have shit to do with my statement of mexico sucking complete donkey balls. you think having “millionaires” makes a country great? you should’ve paid more attention in those “English second language classes” that you took for free here in the Great ESTADOS UNIDOS!!! maybe then you could properly provide valid points in your futile effort to put we “racists” in our place! viva la pendejo’s! (you don’t get points for shit talking in espanol…joto)

  4. BG says:

    YES! There are places in Mexico, like Tijuana, when you can feel this way, and you know why? because is a frontier when your country!1 so STFU, we really have great places in Mexico.

  5. Pipipipilowwww says:

    mexico has like a bunch of millionaires whose furtune is bigger that ur vision … anyway… this rich people are not allowing poor people to get education or something… so the gap between rich and poor is getting really big, anyway. People like you don’t understand… mexico is not a shithole, u shud read before insulting others….

  6. Anonymous says:

    Fuck you all fucking racists

  7. Kurt2 says:

    It’s a pun on the color of the people who live in the country above them. Swine=Pink

    Don’t believe me? Look at the “Photo of the Day”.

  8. Anonymous says:

    This should come with a disclaimer: Only applies to non-Latinos.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I’ve toured around USA and I’ve been to Tijuana and I must say Tijuana is a hell lot better than many places in the USA, even cleaner. Before you make a post like this you should go there and compare….?

  10. Pipipipilowwww says:

    it’s obvios u guys are not staying in the US… unfortunately, u will always come here to our wonderful beaches and stuff… hope you get robbed next you are here hahahahahaahahahahahah

  11. bootleggersports.com says:

    This is fucking funny. Who reads this and takes it seriously? Also, is it news to anyone else that the internet is accessible in Mexico?

  12. Schleeven says:

    Kermit the Frog’s fingers smell like Swine-flu.

  13. Sig says:

    How the fuck is this being racist? It’s the truth ya douche!!!

  14. Sig says:

    Awesome!! Thanks!

  15. Anonymous says:

    f fu fuc fuck Fuck FUck FUCk FUCK FUCK! FUCK!!! Fuck you motherfucking piece of shit racist motherfuckers. I know that those stupid television shows and movies in the US portray Mexicans as Subhuman or subamerican but that’s far from the truth, the fact of the matter is that Mexico and Mexicans are actually far superior to the filthy yanks that pour guns across their borders and have a negative effect on their country.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Ha, very rational your answer.

  17. Edgar Donnovan Campos Straffon says:

    Sorry, but all of you americans are so stupid, you just think that you are the king of the world, the best in everything, when you have a lot of problems over there…

  18. Anonymous says:

    Yeah!

  19. your mom says:

    F*ckin’ gringo pendejo that’s symtomps ain’t the same sh*t maybe for the ppl who went to a lost town in mexico and drank water from the streets idiot…

  20. suomynona says:

    hey”mata gringo” tell yer mother, and yer sister to make me a quesedilla! then come indoors and let me fill’er up! at least then her “decendants” will be legalized AMERICANS, and will be able to go to college, then be able to sue the “americanos” who have been oppressing them… fucking CABRON!

  21. Pipipipilowwww says:

    there is no use in telling u guys, u need more schooling… gosh .. can’t believe you really believe in this shit…. anyhow… no se ni porque todos tenemos que responder a sus mierdas en inglés… haha pinches gringos, aprendan español! por eso los odian everywhere! … Pero bueno, es evidente que ustedes son a bunch of rednecks, pigots … obvio esto no salio de harvard ….

  22. mata gringos says:

    puto el q iso esta madre,
    ii los gringos no son nada sin los mexicanos
    aparte
    bien q se vienen a tirar desmadre aqii hijos de putaa.
    aa i la pendejada esa de la enfermedad nose origino aqii
    asi q dejense de mamadas,
    ii si no qieren enfermarse, diganles a sus pinches gringuitas q no nos la mamen tanto, pq luego se atragantan i kedan con la gargantaa ien fregada,..

  23. Munkustrap says:

    Fucking Gringos…. u r such pussies… u complaint bout everything… u can stay on ur country and die there… we dont want u here

  24. Pratik says:

    Only Mexico can come up with a disease called SWINE FLU. Just saying that makes me feel diseased.

  25. Anonymous says:

    WOW…
    seems it is not a new news ,many friends public this news on a tall dating site ___Tallmingle.com__ which has many other good projects but dating
    But a good news.lol…

  26. Duh yall says:

    Oh my god guys, stop taking shit so fucking personal
    yes its a joke
    yes its racist
    COME ON!!!
    ITS AMERICAN SENSE OF HUMOR
    ITS ALL READY FUCKED UP AS IT IS

    Ademas, no es como que sea mexico el unico pais que ha sido agredido por los pinches gringos, resumen: rascismo indiscriminado, humor negro para todos, si se pasan ya que, tengan sentido

    JA

  27. duhhh wealy? says:

    they have internet outside the US? i thought we had exclusive rights!

  28. suomynona says:

    you telling me “mexican americans” are actually finding this offensive? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i’m no racist…in fact my last name is Garcia! but this shit is ridiculous! if mexico is SOOOO GREAT, why do millions of it citizens “migrate” north just to sell tacos and use leafblowers? hmmm? MEXICO IS A SHITHOLE!!! don’t get me wrong though, some of them senioritas are chicas mas fina!!! ARRATO VATO!

  29. Anonymous says:

    just understand that the the swine flu didn’t originate in Mexico. Besides USA has more swine flu cases that mexico. F*** you god damned rednecks. Why don’t you just get an education and stop being so racist, and please pray that when you go to Mexico to party you won’t find someone that read all this racist stuff about Mexicans so you won’t get your ass kicked by some pissed off vato. ¡¡VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!
    y que LOs gringos se vayan de puntitas a ¡¡RECHINGAR A SU RECONTRA BOMBA PUTA MADRE!!!

  30. Bubba says:

    My wife being of spanish desent i.e Texan; She can trace her faimly back to the spainards here in Texas not mexico. She speakes Spanish, so i can say this. There are 15 million illegals in america so yes america has the most flu cases. the firstone being from mexico on vacation here in texas. Thank goodness we have prime health care he lived. So unless you currently live in mexico shut the fuck up and have some american pride

  31. SCARY says:

    SWINES IN TOP HATS SWINDLE

    Glaxo is just a marketing hand
    so who sold that vacc to the whole world carrying seeds of the next pandemic?
    What state, what monster?
    When failed, getting away to try again?
    Like Oklahoma

    your comment must be approved by

    OH YEAH?

    guess where all the internet monitoring flows to and you guessed where that vaccine maker sits

    According to a list compiled by Dr. Patricia Doyle at rense.com, a host of strange ingredients are used to make up Hoffman-La Roche’s anti-flu drug Tamiflu, which has recently been connected with bizarre behavior,

    Patients using Tamiflu — which many nations are stocking up on as a way to combat a possible pandemic of the deadly H5N1 bird flu — reported delirium, hallucinations, delusions, convulsions, disturbed consciousness and abnormal behavior. The FDA reports that side effects reported with Tamiflu include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, bronchitis, stomach pain, dizziness and headache.

    ANTI-MONOPOLISTS VERY QUIET ON JUST ONE FIRM ”SERVING” THE WHOLE WORLD

  32. Truth hurts says:

    The fact of the matter is that mexicans are SubAmericans…look at a map, you are beneath us. And I’ve been to tj and nearly lost my car to a pothole. I even went further south into rosarita and I can say that that entire stretch was a shit hole. My facts are straight, unlike your sexual orientation.

  33. Yeah we have problems here, most of them deal with undocumented illegals from mexico…

  34. Anonymous says:

    YAWN!!!!!

  35. Mexican Drug Lord says:

    I disagree that visiting Mexico might not result in a “horrible death”, unless you consider being kidnapped, having you toenails removed, and being burned in the genitals with a cigarette not that horrible.

  36. Kurt2 says:

    Why would a Mexican Drug Lord want to kidnap some nobody from Peoria or Hackensack?

    Some of them didn’t get on the “Fortune 500″ list by kidnapping overweight white people indiscriminately. They know what they are doing.

  37. JHC says:

    Yeah… more non-Mexicans have died simply by vacationing in Mexico than from contracting Swine Flu… so far.

  38. Pierre says:

    you should have a checkmark for “Kidnapping” as well, and the mexico side of “horrible death” should be optional.

  39. Kurt2 says:

    You think “kidnapping” and “horrible death” should be checks for Mexico?

    I think you’re confusing Mexico with the third-world countries of Eastern Europe.

  40. avm says:

    hold on…tijuana is a whole different show than the rest of mexico. If you go there you are asking for it. I will say that it is true that you can get sick if you DONT listen and drink the water and eat crazy dirty looking food in the street etc.. but the fact is that people that get sick so easily should just admit that they are a bunch of pussies, and mabye it is all the GMO food HERE in the US that makes your system weak….huh made you think a little bit!!
    YES I AM MEXICAN!!!

  41. BoobJob says:

    Mexicans understand GMO?
    What’s more, they’ve learned to operate the internet?
    TITS =\

  42. A Different Paul says:

    The Taco is where panics start? Besides, shut the fuck up!

  43. justin says:
    If people are going here for update news, then, well, everyone should panic.
  44. Anonymous says:

    yeah too bad its not really killing people in the US get your facts straight, this is how panics start

  45. A Different Paul says:

    I am starting to think that you are me, posting when I am not looking.

  46. Paul says:

    I get my news from 2 places, Stephen Colbert and Taco..

  47. Mister Swine says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2 VERY reliable sources!

  48. Jason says:

    The Taco is right next to my CNN feed. This doesn’t worry me though, I live about 30 miles from the border. TJ is the only place I’m able to have sexual intercourse that I can afford.

  49. Anonymous says:

    oh god…

  50. jemis says:

    there is a place called Mexico in Texas?

  51. suomynona says:

    we’re all going to die a horrible flu death, and you guys are bitching about bad vacations? (white people) i’ve been to mexico. down here in texas, and generally speaking… the fucking sucks! and i’m of a latino persuasion….asian! ha!

  52. Pipipipilowwww says:

    I TOTally agree… hahaha lol…. ewwww…. white people with safari hats and flowered t-shirts

  53. A Different Paul says:

    Well, my opinion is that…..Hmmm…..um…. I guess I have nothing to say, except that your lack of punctuation made me speechless. Why so serious?

  54. Anonymous says:

    its an opinion you dont like it you shut the fuck up you prick

  55. Anonymous says:

    no idiot. he said he has BEEN to mexico. were you really second guessing that mexico was in texas? some people need more schooling…

  56. No, I’m pretty sure Mexico is in Texas. Have you seen how big everything is in Texas?

  57. Dan Mcskelly says:

    Shouldn’t there be some kind of 50/50 checkmark indicator on the bottom left?

  58. Anonymous says:

    I am mexican and i am angry with your post… you can have an horrible death in Mexico without have swine flu , don’t underestimate our capacity to kill tourist!!!

  59. BoobJob says:

    Clearly, someone has overestimated your capacity to form a proper sentence.
    I searching the internet for lessons on:

    A) Singular and Plural nouns
    B) Proper punctuation and sentence structure