I love you all!
Fuck you.
eat shit and die!!!
Die shit and eat!
Shit eat and die!
Eat Die and Shit
I love Power Rangers reruns
Fuck you!
Eat shit and die!
Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls
shit death and eat
Sex with monkeys
shit die and eat
wheres the love...
eat something first have a shit THEN die
By the way, somebody might fuck your corpse... so... you know.
You mean probably will.
Freaked! = http://bit.ly/aLVq4D
Agree on the "lots of money is wasted" part. Why does it take nearly $2-300 of bullshit expenses just to show you love someone?
It's called "tradition".
Happens on your birthday too!
$2-300 ??? CHEAPSKATE!!!
Where's that fuckwit with the usual monologues depicting my unholy and perverted family doing the sickest of shits??
I get a kick out of that little punk trying so hard, it's fucking hilarious.
"See what I did there", caught the fucker off guard.
I'm with John Edwards (the other fuckwit that exposes what you and your family do on a regular basis) banging you mom bitch!
Oh there's that fuckwit with the usual monologues depicting my unholy and perverted family doing the sickest of shits
"See what I did there", rubbed in his face again, although like every FUCKWIT, he's terminally clueless.
OMGo now way dude that was just WAY too funny.
Jess http://www.online-anonymity.cz.tc
People give gifts at funerals? I've been going to the wrong funerals.
Funeral gifts = consolation casseroles.
People get to have sex on Valentine's Day? Man I sure missed the boat on this one...
Same thing for a wedding too.
Well there might also be a tick in the last box as well, it depends on who's at your funeral.
LOL of course that could be filled right up!
The last should really say "You might get SEX at the end of it if your luckly" or "Get laid at the end of it" You could check both then.
pure awesomeness of commenting power
Don't forget you get flowers for both!
This is very vague, you can apply this to a lot of events, like a Wedding!!!
my gf doesn't believe in sex before marriage but still wants to be taken out on valentines day. I'm 26 and haven't been laid in 2 years.
My list looks very much like the funeral list...
Your girlfriend has a penis. Guaranteed. She just wants to wait til after the wedding to show you.
So what!? Not everyone gets to date me!
You people act like a bunch of god damn niggers. Fuck you.
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February 10th, 2010 at 04:03 pm
I love you all!
February 10th, 2010 at 04:06 pm
Fuck you.
February 10th, 2010 at 04:19 pm
eat shit and die!!!
February 11th, 2010 at 01:02 pm
Die shit and eat!
February 11th, 2010 at 02:03 pm
Shit eat and die!
February 11th, 2010 at 02:55 pm
Eat Die and Shit
February 11th, 2010 at 04:28 pm
I love Power Rangers reruns
February 11th, 2010 at 06:20 pm
Fuck you!
February 11th, 2010 at 07:54 pm
Eat shit and die!
February 12th, 2010 at 01:09 am
Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls
February 12th, 2010 at 04:35 am
shit death and eat
February 12th, 2010 at 09:05 am
Sex with monkeys
February 12th, 2010 at 11:05 am
shit die and eat
February 18th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
wheres the love...
eat something first
have a shit
THEN die
February 10th, 2010 at 04:05 pm
By the way, somebody might fuck your corpse... so... you know.
February 11th, 2010 at 07:58 am
You mean probably will.
February 11th, 2010 at 08:02 am
Freaked! = http://bit.ly/aLVq4D
February 10th, 2010 at 04:50 pm
Agree on the "lots of money is wasted" part. Why does it take nearly $2-300 of bullshit expenses just to show you love someone?
February 10th, 2010 at 05:02 pm
It's called "tradition".
Happens on your birthday too!
February 11th, 2010 at 02:04 pm
$2-300 ???
CHEAPSKATE!!!
February 10th, 2010 at 05:07 pm
Where's that fuckwit with the usual monologues depicting my unholy and perverted family doing the sickest of shits??
I get a kick out of that little punk trying so hard, it's fucking hilarious.
"See what I did there", caught the fucker off guard.
February 10th, 2010 at 09:07 pm
I'm with John Edwards (the other fuckwit that exposes what you and your family do on a regular basis) banging you mom bitch!
February 11th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Oh there's that fuckwit with the usual monologues depicting my unholy and perverted family doing the sickest of shits
I get a kick out of that little punk trying so hard, it's fucking hilarious.
"See what I did there", rubbed in his face again, although like every FUCKWIT, he's terminally clueless.
February 10th, 2010 at 09:39 pm
OMGo now way dude that was just WAY too funny.
Jess
http://www.online-anonymity.cz.tc
February 11th, 2010 at 07:59 am
People give gifts at funerals? I've been going to the wrong funerals.
February 11th, 2010 at 10:31 am
Funeral gifts = consolation casseroles.
February 11th, 2010 at 05:07 pm
People get to have sex on Valentine's Day? Man I sure missed the boat on this one...
February 11th, 2010 at 09:07 am
Same thing for a wedding too.
February 11th, 2010 at 09:21 am
Well there might also be a tick in the last box as well, it depends on who's at your funeral.
February 11th, 2010 at 08:27 pm
LOL of course that could be filled right up!
February 11th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
The last should really say "You might get SEX at the end of it if your luckly" or "Get laid at the end of it" You could check both then.
February 11th, 2010 at 06:24 pm
pure awesomeness of commenting power
February 11th, 2010 at 01:25 pm
Don't forget you get flowers for both!
February 11th, 2010 at 03:50 pm
This is very vague, you can apply this to a lot of events, like a Wedding!!!
February 11th, 2010 at 07:36 pm
my gf doesn't believe in sex before marriage but still wants to be taken out on valentines day.
I'm 26 and haven't been laid in 2 years.
My list looks very much like the funeral list...
February 11th, 2010 at 07:53 pm
Your girlfriend has a penis. Guaranteed. She just wants to wait til after the wedding to show you.
February 11th, 2010 at 08:03 pm
So what!? Not everyone gets to date me!
February 12th, 2010 at 08:07 am
You people act like a bunch of god damn niggers. Fuck you.
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