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Valentine’s Day vs. Your Funeral

 

38 Responses to "Valentine’s Day vs. Your Funeral"

  1. Nigger Joe says:

    You people act like a bunch of god damn niggers. Fuck you.

  2. Victoria says:

    Don’t forget you get flowers for both!

  3. SmackJammer says:

    This is very vague, you can apply this to a lot of events, like a Wedding!!!

  4. IhateThis says:

    my gf doesn’t believe in sex before marriage but still wants to be taken out on valentines day.
    I’m 26 and haven’t been laid in 2 years.

    My list looks very much like the funeral list…

  5. sdf says:

    Your girlfriend has a penis. Guaranteed. She just wants to wait til after the wedding to show you.

  6. Lady Gaga says:

    So what!? Not everyone gets to date me!

  7. opahan says:

    shit die and eat

  8. Cock N Balls says:

    Sex with monkeys

  9. Steel says:

    Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls

  10. Token White Guy says:

    I love you all!

  11. We all says:

    Fuck you.

  12. Joe The Asshole says:

    eat shit and die!!!

  13. Joe's Asshole says:

    Die shit and eat!

  14. Joehole's Ass says:

    Shit eat and die!

  15. Asshole in Joe's Ass says:

    Eat Die and Shit

  16. Jesus Christ says:

    I love Power Rangers reruns

  17. The white shit on your dick says:

    Fuck you!

  18. Kyle says:

    Eat shit and die!

  19. Joe's dickhole says:

    shit death and eat

  20. MOUSE says:

    wheres the love…

    eat something first
    have a shit
    THEN die

  21. Token White Guy says:

    By the way, somebody might fuck your corpse… so… you know.

  22. Timmmy! says:

    You mean probably will.

  23. pratik says:

    Agree on the “lots of money is wasted” part. Why does it take nearly $2-300 of bullshit expenses just to show you love someone?

  24. DonkeyXote says:

    It’s called “tradition”.

    Happens on your birthday too!

  25. DNA says:

    $2-300 ???
    CHEAPSKATE!!!

  26. DonkeyXote says:

    Where’s that fuckwit with the usual monologues depicting my unholy and perverted family doing the sickest of shits??

    I get a kick out of that little punk trying so hard, it’s fucking hilarious.

    “See what I did there”, caught the fucker off guard.

  27. Tiger Woods says:

    I’m with John Edwards (the other fuckwit that exposes what you and your family do on a regular basis) banging you mom bitch!

  28. DonkeyXote says:

    Oh there’s that fuckwit with the usual monologues depicting my unholy and perverted family doing the sickest of shits

    I get a kick out of that little punk trying so hard, it’s fucking hilarious.

    “See what I did there”, rubbed in his face again, although like every FUCKWIT, he’s terminally clueless.

  29. Jimmy Soho says:

    OMGo now way dude that was just WAY too funny.

    Jess
    http://www.online-anonymity.cz.tc

  30. Any Onymous says:

    People give gifts at funerals? I’ve been going to the wrong funerals.

  31. pratik says:

    Funeral gifts = consolation casseroles.

  32. FredF says:

    People get to have sex on Valentine’s Day? Man I sure missed the boat on this one…

  33. Lena says:

    Same thing for a wedding too.

  34. miles says:

    Well there might also be a tick in the last box as well, it depends on who’s at your funeral.

  35. Yesssss says:

    LOL of course that could be filled right up!

  36. Sexy Tiger Woods says:

    The last should really say “You might get SEX at the end of it if your luckly” or “Get laid at the end of it” You could check both then.

  37. twopumpchump says:

    pure awesomeness of commenting power