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You people act like a bunch of god damn niggers. Fuck you.
Don’t forget you get flowers for both!
This is very vague, you can apply this to a lot of events, like a Wedding!!!
my gf doesn’t believe in sex before marriage but still wants to be taken out on valentines day.
I’m 26 and haven’t been laid in 2 years.
My list looks very much like the funeral list…
Your girlfriend has a penis. Guaranteed. She just wants to wait til after the wedding to show you.
So what!? Not everyone gets to date me!
shit die and eat
Sex with monkeys
Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls
I love you all!
Fuck you.
eat shit and die!!!
Die shit and eat!
Shit eat and die!
Eat Die and Shit
I love Power Rangers reruns
Fuck you!
Eat shit and die!
shit death and eat
wheres the love…
eat something first
have a shit
THEN die
By the way, somebody might fuck your corpse… so… you know.
You mean probably will.
Freaked! = http://bit.ly/aLVq4D
Agree on the “lots of money is wasted” part. Why does it take nearly $2-300 of bullshit expenses just to show you love someone?
It’s called “tradition”.
Happens on your birthday too!
$2-300 ???
CHEAPSKATE!!!
Where’s that fuckwit with the usual monologues depicting my unholy and perverted family doing the sickest of shits??
I get a kick out of that little punk trying so hard, it’s fucking hilarious.
“See what I did there”, caught the fucker off guard.
I’m with John Edwards (the other fuckwit that exposes what you and your family do on a regular basis) banging you mom bitch!
Oh there’s that fuckwit with the usual monologues depicting my unholy and perverted family doing the sickest of shits
I get a kick out of that little punk trying so hard, it’s fucking hilarious.
“See what I did there”, rubbed in his face again, although like every FUCKWIT, he’s terminally clueless.
OMGo now way dude that was just WAY too funny.
Jess
http://www.online-anonymity.cz.tc
People give gifts at funerals? I’ve been going to the wrong funerals.
Funeral gifts = consolation casseroles.
People get to have sex on Valentine’s Day? Man I sure missed the boat on this one…
Same thing for a wedding too.
Well there might also be a tick in the last box as well, it depends on who’s at your funeral.
LOL of course that could be filled right up!
The last should really say “You might get SEX at the end of it if your luckly” or “Get laid at the end of it” You could check both then.
pure awesomeness of commenting power