I’m not a big fan of kids. They’re usually covered in snot and crumbs and they’re always wanting something like dinner or vaccines. But it’s even worse when they can unhinge their joints and roller skate around like spiders. This Indian kid named Aniket Chindak can roller skate under 11.8 inches for 196 feet. He’s planning on breaking his current world record of 57 cars with a 100-car skate sometime soon. I can’t quite make out why he’s doing this, because I almost puked halfway through this video. Fuck, this kid gives me the creeps.