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Disney LOVES Kids A Little Too Much

The picture above is part of a group of advertisements MADE BY Disney that are being used by the Shanghai Zhenxin Garment Company to sell Disney clothes in China. TMZ has the rest of the pictures (there’s 15) and reports:

TMZ has turned up Disney ads marketing lacy, sexy lingerie by models who are made to look underage. They’re hawking bras, undies and lacy boy shorts. They are nothing short of seductive.

Now, just a couple days ago, Disney was shocked and appalled at the photos that were taken of Miley Cyrus in Vanity Fair. But in Disney’s defense, maybe Disney has a “It’s not pedophilia if it’s in another country” rule. Sort of like “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,” except switch out “What” with “Picture of teenage girls in lingerie” and “Vegas” with “China.” Look, I know people are always quick to call someone or something inappropriate or pedophilia, but I usually judge it like this: If I found (insert object or photo) in my uncle’s drawer (my normal uncle, not the one who I already think may be a pedophile), would I immediately wash my hands after touching said object or picture? Here’s two examples:

If I Found The Miley Cyrus photo: No, I’d probably just think it was a little weird, but then I’d go make a sandwich and if on the way to making a sandwich I passed by a bathroom, then sure, I’d wash.

If I Found The Disney Lingerie Photos: I’d drop the photo immediately, slowly walk backwards out of the room and then burn my clothes in a trash can underneath a free way over pass.

15 Responses to "Disney LOVES Kids A Little Too Much"

  1. PK says:

    i think they should change their sign to yours. if girls under 17 with baby smooth skin and round supple breasts got in free all summer, it really would be the happiest place on earth

  2. my balls r big says:

    i would be willing to let them sit on my face and pee in my mouth

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  4. Anonymous says:

    Do you really think those girls are 13??? They look way older than that to me in spite of the pigtails.

  5. Ephebophilious says:

    I don’t know. Compared to what girls are actually wearing these days, girls younger that these 2, this stuff looks rather modest to me. Then, maybe I have spent too much time on sites like HT. ;-)

  6. Buddy Ice says:

    Will you guys like me any less if I admitted that I think I might like those girls up there a little too much? That little princess on the left is bang-o-rific and I wouldn’t be close to being opposed to that little angle cakes on the right if she wanted to join in the action. Also, the fact that the one on the left has hair that looks like Mickey Mouse ears makes me want to sing M-I-C-K-E-Y, why? ‘Cause daddy luvs ya; M-O-O-O-Oh yea.

  7. Pratik says:

    That’s just sad. Now I have to burn MY clothes in a bucket while I stand in the shower and cry, a la Ace Ventura.

  8. Jefmcc0718 says:

    people..get a grip! what’s the difference between those outfits or something they my be wearing on a beach somewhere, all this pedophile crap is out of control, they’re not nude, what’s the problem??

  9. AlcoLOL says:

    I agree with Jefmcc07. I myself am against pedophiles, but I love the sensitivity towards sex in our society. It seems these days that anything sexually “lewd” is an outrage. Come on guys, it’s the nature of men to crave sex. The thing with Spitzer for example, jesus. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t order a prostitute if your wife wasn’t giving you any action? Clinton too. People are just too sensitive. Yes, having sex with little girls is bad, but when they are around 16, have big titties, and a nice ass, it’s our nature to want to have sex with them. Us as men just have to learn to control our urges, but don’t act like it’s evil to be attracted to them. Well, unless you’re gay of course.

  10. Response to AlcoLOL says:

    AlcoLOL has a good point. You can’t help liking what you like. This whole bit with the cyrus girl or Spitzer paying some hooker has gotten a bit out of control. Men like sex! Most of us wern’t wired to to take an intrest in just our wives or girl friends but in lots of different women. Likewise, if a girl is 17 one day and turns 18 the next day are we supposed to not be attracted to her one day when she isn’t legal and be turned on by her the next day when she is?
    We need to steer away from this puritanistic B.S. and get a grip with who we are, because it is not going to change. By the way, Love the site. Funny as hell.

  11. sepul says:

    hahahaha… brilliant, baby smooth skin and round supple breasts

  12. hooligan says:

    Damn the law, I says!!!

  13. Scott says:

    Kudos to Jeffmcc and AlcoLOL for telling it how it is… and I have to say that this is one of the better photoshops lately

  14. Anonymous says:

    photoshops?????

    this isnt a photoshop job my freind

    these children are actually sexy

    which is the problem

  15. punk says:

    It makes me want to buy bra and panties!


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