Dita Von Teese

October 22nd, 2009 | 07:09 am
 
Where You've Seen Her: If Celine Dion's genepool had attractiveness in it, Dita Von Teese would look kind of like Celine Dion's hot sister who also happens to be a fetish model.  Known for reviving Burlesque in America, Dita has also figured out how to have sex Marilyn Manson (in case you didn't think she was freaky enough).
 
Pointless Quote: "I'm into Bondage.  I think it's really fun."
 
         
         
 
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15 Responses to "Dita Von Teese"

  1. HB Says:

    I like this broad's style...and her tits

  2. RamHat Says:

    Im not replying to you im just trying to get closer to the pictures above. In fact fuck you IRL I would hurt you bad.

    www.wyldetube.com

    my genitals are so in everyones mouth right now

  3. Frosty the snowman Says:

    Pale and pasty, bleh....

  4. Jambalaya Says:

    I suppose you prefer the rich redness of your palm during your daily fap session because you could only dream of getting a women like this.

  5. dinkleberry Says:

    she snogged marilynqueer manson, how hard can it be?

  6. Imhotep Says:

    Too bright...I'm blind now.

  7. Gourry Says:

    Nice fivehead she has going on there.

  8. Eatadick Says:

    Durrrrrrrrrr so funny!
    You sir are a comedy pioneer!

  9. Joe The Asshole Says:

    ooh fuck she's sooo fucking hot... and she likes bondage what else do you want????

  10. primeval field-goal Says:

    She's hot (+1). She's into bondage (+1). She's Marilyn Manson's sloppy seconds (-500 billion infinity).

    Pass.

  11. fucker Says:

    I started the night fucking Dita but woke up with Marlyn Manson. Needless to say he got a facefull of morning wood.

  12. Dude Says:

    lol i looked her name on Pornhub ....she has a porno with another girl fap fap fap

  13. Holyfuckingcrapcapshasux Says:

    Yes, she scissors girls noobie. This is a perfect female donkeys, behold.

  14. SHAMBHU GOPAL SWARNKAR Says:

    Dita Von Teese,
    Nice figure

  15. DitaFan Says:

    I have a video of her on thepornsite

    http://www.thepornsite.com/porn-tube/ditavonteese-burlesque.asp

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