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Dita Von Teese

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: If Celine Dion’s genepool had attractiveness in it, Dita Von Teese would look kind of like Celine Dion’s hot sister who also happens to be a fetish model.  Known for reviving Burlesque in America, Dita has also figured out how to have sex Marilyn Manson (in case you didn’t think she was freaky enough).
 
Pointless Quote: "I’m into Bondage.  I think it’s really fun."
 

         
         
 

16 Responses to "Dita Von Teese"

  1. april says:

    i think she’s way hot! girls don’t have that many curves anymore.

  2. HB says:

    I like this broad’s style…and her tits

  3. RamHat says:

    Im not replying to you im just trying to get closer to the pictures above. In fact fuck you IRL I would hurt you bad.

    http://www.wyldetube.com

    my genitals are so in everyones mouth right now

  4. Frosty the snowman says:

    Pale and pasty, bleh….

  5. Jambalaya says:

    I suppose you prefer the rich redness of your palm during your daily fap session because you could only dream of getting a women like this.

  6. dinkleberry says:

    she snogged marilynqueer manson, how hard can it be?

  7. Imhotep says:

    Too bright…I’m blind now.

  8. Gourry says:

    Nice fivehead she has going on there.

  9. Eatadick says:

    Durrrrrrrrrr so funny!
    You sir are a comedy pioneer!

  10. Joe The Asshole says:

    ooh fuck she’s sooo fucking hot… and she likes bondage what else do you want????

  11. primeval field-goal says:

    She’s hot (+1). She’s into bondage (+1). She’s Marilyn Manson’s sloppy seconds (-500 billion infinity).

    Pass.

  12. fucker says:

    I started the night fucking Dita but woke up with Marlyn Manson. Needless to say he got a facefull of morning wood.

  13. Dude says:

    lol i looked her name on Pornhub ….she has a porno with another girl fap fap fap

  14. Holyfuckingcrapcapshasux says:

    Yes, she scissors girls noobie. This is a perfect female donkeys, behold.

  15. SHAMBHU GOPAL SWARNKAR says:

    Dita Von Teese,
    Nice figure


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