When your testes are really really little like yours they probably got stuck in one of her pores.
i’d tap that
That rocks, instead of picking your nose with your finger just pop that shit out and hit it with a spoon or something.
you wanna check out the size of the one in her ass!!
I’d tap that
That’s one way to eat an Oreo…
I smacked her so hard with my junk that it left bruises and my testes halfway fused to her nose.
Excuse me, Indian lady…ummm. Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
thats ancient swine flu
Obama’s grandmommy at her new crib.
oink oink oink
That’s the ancient Aztec remedy for cocaine addiction. It has a 100% success rate.
“And now, a man with a tape recorder up his nose.”
^^ Monty Python FTW!
Introducing iPod’s new speakers.
Mouth breathing is highly underrated
Duck and cover when she starts to feel a sneeze coming on.
and everyone thought stretched body parts was just a passing phase…
I’m sure that thing’s mother told it not to stick Oreos up its nose. It just didn’t listen.