Tell The World You’re A Whore

Remember those days when you’re baby didn’t know who its daddy was? Well, if you went on the Maury Povich show, gave a little DNA, and waited for Maury to tell you the results on the air, you definitely know which guy’s sperm fertilized your egg (and honestly, it’s really really really hard to tell sometimes.)

Now that you know, why not dress up your little whore-spawn in a cute onesie that says “I Met My Daddy On Maury.” Because your child is never too young to know that his/her parents are trashy people who will throw their integrity away for a fleeting chance to be on television. Available in future felony blue or future porn fluffer pink!

Buy one here.

See the 7 Best Paternity Reactions on Maury here.