Dog vs. Firework vs. Buttcrack

posted 12/05/2009
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What’s better than a firework mishap? Well, a dog attacking someone’s asshole, of course. But what if they happened at the same time? You might say "Oh, that could never happen!" to which I would reply "Actually, that’s not entirely true, Mr. President." I don’t care if you’re not the President. I think you should be, and that’s all that matters.

Tags: 2009-12, Blog entry

3 Responses to "Dog vs. Firework vs. Buttcrack"

Cool Rapper says:

December 5, 2009 at 10:23 pm

butt sniff, #1
DaveLovesBacon says:

December 7, 2009 at 6:59 am

What kinds of a sick Faggot sticks fireworks in their ass…I have seen some people on here who may be able to explain it.

I really feel sorry for that dog…for sooooo many reasons.
E cigarettes says:

December 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm

This kid is a complete idiot seriously. He got what he deserved.