I guess the only way to get over the deep shame and betrayal of a sex tape made public is to bury your miniscule penis inside a Montreal model named Dominique Arganese. According to a bunch of celeb sites:
“[Verne Troyer] wants to be with her all the time, an insider tells In Touch. “It’s already getting serious. The 39-year-old Austin Powers star recently jetted to Las Vegas with the Montreal-based beauty for a romantic weekend. On September 13, they had dinner at Strip House in Las Vegas. “They drank cocktails and were kissing, a witness reports. “They spent every minute together and seemed in love. [...] “He looked happy! says an insider.
Man, I really need to get into acting. The only things I bury my miniscule penis into are mayonnaise jars and oranges with holes cut in them.
i came in here to call out this bitch as nothing but a fame whore, but as i stare at those pictures and realize that MINIME is doing this girl… i can only sit here and cry.
Imagine the morals on a girl that would kiss that talking piece of stool. I think it’s safe to say that no matter how how this crazy broad is she is untouchable.
man, i used to be a fan of this girl.
what a golddigger.
This Arganese chick is mad hot. Wtf is she doing with Verne?
See our lingerie styles.
So sexy.
HOLYCOW!
i came in here to call out this bitch as nothing but a fame whore, but as i stare at those pictures and realize that MINIME is doing this girl… i can only sit here and cry.
Imagine the morals on a girl that would kiss that talking piece of stool. I think it’s safe to say that no matter how how this crazy broad is she is untouchable.
I wish i was rich so i could pull gold diggin whores such as these..??
I need a shoulder to cry on. I mean, damn that’s just… damn.
Oh shi… Yup. I just filled the cup.
“The only things I bury my miniscule penis into are mayonnaise jars and oranges with holes cut in them.”
Honesty doesn’t work with chicks.
“The only things I bury my miniscule penis into are mayonnaise jars and oranges with holes cut in them.”
Honesty doesn’t work with chicks. I told some chick I arm-wrestled a bear once. She was in my bed that night.
Wee-man to Vern Troyer: How’s taste my pee pee pee.