If this instructional video has taught us anything, it's that if you want to murder a policeman, you should probably use a gun or your car or maybe some explosives. Don't use a knife.Seriously, anything but a knife.
Remember kids, police men. Never bring a Canadian to a knife fight. It never ends up well...
No wonder they have to train them to avoid these things, last time I was in Canada they just let me slip by everything. For example the port at Victoria I was greeted with a smile followed by the fallowing words, "Excuse me do you have any firearms, knives, drugs, alcohol, or any other agricultural items with you?" I answered with a "no" of which he smiled again and said "Okay" in a very friendly Canadian accent. Not once did he even look at my passport.
I guess they need to know better in fear that they don't get stabbed in the face with a pocket knife or in the chest with a sword.
DEATH TO THE COPS INVADING THE HOMELESS CANADIANS TURF! HUZZAR HUZZAR HUZZAR!
Man, that takes some real class to just stab someone with what appeared to be a broad sword, who's knocking at your door especially without looking, that is one classy fellow.
I'm curious to see the statistics for 14th century Spanish Conquistidor sword attacks on law enforcement officals in North America. The results may shock us all. One thing is for sure, they shouldn't be hitting the streets w/o wearing their chain mail vests, what was that guy thinking?
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April 8th, 2009 at 07:04 am
WTF!! AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
April 8th, 2009 at 07:08 am
omg!!!! lmao
April 8th, 2009 at 08:49 am
Now this is why I visit this site. And Everything is Terrible...also a great site. Was this filmed in Canada? I noticed a few "ehs".
April 8th, 2009 at 08:57 am
That was the best stab in the face Ive ever seen.
April 8th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Remember kids, police men. Never bring a Canadian to a knife fight. It never ends up well...
No wonder they have to train them to avoid these things, last time I was in Canada they just let me slip by everything. For example the port at Victoria I was greeted with a smile followed by the fallowing words, "Excuse me do you have any firearms, knives, drugs, alcohol, or any other agricultural items with you?" I answered with a "no" of which he smiled again and said "Okay" in a very friendly Canadian accent. Not once did he even look at my passport.
I guess they need to know better in fear that they don't get stabbed in the face with a pocket knife or in the chest with a sword.
DEATH TO THE COPS INVADING THE HOMELESS CANADIANS TURF! HUZZAR HUZZAR HUZZAR!
April 8th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
are you drunk?
April 8th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
some of the best acting i've seen in a long time
April 8th, 2009 at 01:13 pm
I wish swords would make a comeback. Any idiot can shoot a guy, but it takes a real man to stab another man through the door.
April 8th, 2009 at 01:40 pm
"Ey pal! Get oot of the car eh!"
"O c'mon officer can't ya just let me goo home eh!"
"Soory but i'm not aboot to do that! Not on my watch guy!"
my other thought
apparently in Canada there is a huge problem with sword and knife attacks.....
April 8th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
hahahhaah they need to make a full length tv show of this shit
April 9th, 2009 at 03:36 am
Man, that takes some real class to just stab someone with what appeared to be a broad sword, who's knocking at your door especially without looking, that is one classy fellow.
April 19th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
I'm curious to see the statistics for 14th century Spanish Conquistidor sword attacks on law enforcement officals in North America. The results may shock us all. One thing is for sure, they shouldn't be hitting the streets w/o wearing their chain mail vests, what was that guy thinking?
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