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Don’t Bring A Knife To A Copfight

 
If this instructional video has taught us anything, it’s that if you want to murder a policeman, you should probably use a gun or your car or maybe some explosives. Don’t use a knife.Seriously, anything but a knife.
 
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12 Responses to "Don’t Bring A Knife To A Copfight"

  1. Kefkai says:

    Man, that takes some real class to just stab someone with what appeared to be a broad sword, who’s knocking at your door especially without looking, that is one classy fellow.

  2. KTFO says:

    I’m curious to see the statistics for 14th century Spanish Conquistidor sword attacks on law enforcement officals in North America. The results may shock us all. One thing is for sure, they shouldn’t be hitting the streets w/o wearing their chain mail vests, what was that guy thinking?

  3. Anonymous says:

    some of the best acting i’ve seen in a long time

  4. Anonymous says:

    are you drunk?

  5. Trey Takaashi says:

    Remember kids, police men. Never bring a Canadian to a knife fight. It never ends up well…
    No wonder they have to train them to avoid these things, last time I was in Canada they just let me slip by everything. For example the port at Victoria I was greeted with a smile followed by the fallowing words, “Excuse me do you have any firearms, knives, drugs, alcohol, or any other agricultural items with you?” I answered with a “no” of which he smiled again and said “Okay” in a very friendly Canadian accent. Not once did he even look at my passport.
    I guess they need to know better in fear that they don’t get stabbed in the face with a pocket knife or in the chest with a sword.
    DEATH TO THE COPS INVADING THE HOMELESS CANADIANS TURF! HUZZAR HUZZAR HUZZAR!

  6. Mary Jo says:

    That was the best stab in the face Ive ever seen.

  7. Random Asshole says:

    Now this is why I visit this site. And Everything is Terrible…also a great site. Was this filmed in Canada? I noticed a few “ehs”.

  8. www.emeraldqueencasinotacoma.com says:

    omg!!!! lmao

  9. Mr. Jizz says:

    WTF!! AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

  10. Anon says:

    I wish swords would make a comeback. Any idiot can shoot a guy, but it takes a real man to stab another man through the door.

  11. Chief Sleeping Goat says:

    “Ey pal! Get oot of the car eh!”

    “O c’mon officer can’t ya just let me goo home eh!”

    “Soory but i’m not aboot to do that! Not on my watch guy!”

    my other thought

    apparently in Canada there is a huge problem with sword and knife attacks…..

  12. Anonymous says:

    hahahhaah they need to make a full length tv show of this shit