Don’t Wear This Shirt To Your Mug Shot

posted 03/11/2008
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If you’re the type of person who gets arrested from time to time, you may want to consider your choice of garment before leaving the house. You may want to keep the “I’m Probably Lying” shirt in the drawer until you plan on lounging on the couch all day. Here are a few other shirts you may not want to wear outside:

I Pay Hookers For Sex
Please Don’t Look Inside My Windowless Van
I Run A Secret Dog Fighting Ring
I Got Gay Married
I Smoke Pot All Day Long. Like, ALL DAY.
My Addictions Include: Heroin, Cocaine, Pills and Tax Evasion
Most Of My Pockets Are Filled With Guns
I Can Only Achieve Orgasm Through Torturing And Murdering
I Am Governor of New York
I Call My Basement “The Kidnap Room”
I Agree With All Rap Lyrics

Tags: 2008-03, Blog entry, lying, mug shot, News, police, shirt

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6 Responses to "Don’t Wear This Shirt To Your Mug Shot"

Anonymous says:

March 11, 2008 at 10:31 pm

fuck
Anonymous says:

March 12, 2008 at 1:48 am

“I do not have drugs in my ass.”
cora says:

March 12, 2008 at 2:35 am

WOW…..so cool guy!
. he is a humor guy,many friends like to chat with him online on tall dating site~~~~Tallmingle.com~~~~,He often told us some funny jokes. Seems he is famous on that site,especially some hot models talk with him positively.
cora's a whora says:

March 12, 2008 at 8:02 am

Cora, you speak like a goddamn foreigner who is running a shitty site. why don’t you go and mingle with an oncoming car asshole and be die positively you so uncool fucktard!
Matty D says:

March 12, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Be nice, cora really contributed to this thread with her batshit crazy spam botting.
Biggins says:

March 13, 2008 at 1:50 am

The back of the shirts says ” …. and I fucked your wife. “

Don’t Wear This Shirt To Your Mug Shot

6 Responses to "Don’t Wear This Shirt To Your Mug Shot"

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