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Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region

Douchebags are a lot like herpes: they’re everywhere, and they all possess many common traits, but there are also many different strains of douchebag. It’s important to be able to distinguish the traits of your region’s strain of douchebag so that you have a better idea of what you’re dealing with. That’s why we’ve created this helpful guide to Douchebags of the United States.
 
 

100 Responses to "Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region"

  1. southernman says:

    You need to learn the difference between rednecks and white trash. The two classes overlap but there are big differences. For one thing, while rednecks drive pickup trucks, they wouldn’t be caught dead in a lowered one and they sure as hell would never flash gang signs. The guy in the Ghetto Redneck picture are obviously white trash, not rednecks.

  2. Alex says:

    lol!! notice it’s only white guys!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!

  3. MOWREZ says:

    Im in the southwest, and the description couldnt be anymore accurate xD

  4. Stick says:

    There’s none of that Guido shit in South Jersey (Unless they come down to vacation at the store.)
    We’re a area all our own.

  5. noahaction says:

    they teach the english there in south jersey?

  6. sumoffun says:

    Jersey should have an area of their own…there are douchebags there

  7. deez nuts says:

    Bro-hams:

    fire your editor(s) and hire a 5th grader. WTF is “talking way to loud in public”?

  8. You suck deez nuts says:

    Talkin’ way to loud is running off @ the mouth, boasting about shit you’ve never done, claiming things you could never do and generally trying to sound like you’re bad ass when w/out 9 of your friends around you would hide in the back of the room w/ your bitch ass mouth shut.

  9. bigrich says:

    you hit the south in the mouth!

  10. qwerty says:

    idiot. he was referring to the grammatical mistake. “to” instead of “too”.

  11. Antwonamust says:

    good job alex

  12. Jewish guy says:

    What the fuck?

    why the hell is holy taco sucking the cocks of latinos,puerto ricans?

    new york is full of latino scum buckets.Fucking brown shit faces

  13. Anon2135 says:

    Guido’s are white?

  14. ZonaSeco says:

    awww, someone’s girlie got plooked in the pooper by a latin man? you poooor baaaby. . .

  15. Duder says:

    Yeah, guidos are actually more orange than white.

  16. chefmasterj says:

    Man… you guys are really stretching it for this one.
    California can easily be divided up into about 4 different regions.
    You got a weird mix of Southern Cali and San Luis Obispo there

  17. Rufus Cracklecorn says:

    They arn’t into amature tattooes in arkansas but real ones. We also go fishing, like guns and bow hunting. Chasing niggers, drinkin and growing our own food

  18. Captain Awesomepants says:

    Why the fuck is WV, PA, and half of NY in the midwest? This shit is lame.

  19. The Uniblogger says:

    The NW Hipster Douchebag
    Identified by: Fixed Gear Bike, 80s Raybans, aversion to sunlight, tight jeans, unwashed hair, aloofness.
    Favorite Activity: Going to obscure concerts, watching obscure movies, being at obscure bars, being better than you.
    Preferred Tattoo: Old school Nintendo references, mustaches, something “ironic.
    Favorite movie: Outwardly: Me and You and Everyone we Know, Inwardly: Scarface

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  20. Anonymoussouthern says:

    West Virginia is part of the south.
    Not the Midwest by a looooong shot gang.

  21. jp says:

    There’s no guidos in Maryland or DC- there should be a new category for our douchebags.

  22. Anonymous 1 says:

    How about some love for the King of All Douchebags…..Tucker Max!! That’s douchiness so supreme it transcends US geographical regions.

  23. Pipper says:

    In the West/Vegas, you can’t forget about the Ed Hardy Hat/Affliction shirt Douche, they are the worst!

  24. dragoneyes says:

    Looks like the Eastern portion of PA is included in the Northeast section. I live in Philly and did a double take. They sliced the state. Although I would have only put the Southeast part of PA in with the Northeast, simply due to it’s liberal views compared to the rest of the state. I’d also include WV in the South.
    I think they were going more for “feel” than actual boundaries. Most of PA and NY “feels” like the Midwest.

  25. Ironing says:

    You forgot, perhaps for good reason, the northwestern-techie-lib douche.

    Interests:

    Making “douchebag” maps, Subarus with lame bumper stickers, quoting Stewart/Colbert, pullin’ a “Kerouac” after college, buying outdoor gear and never using it, joining Atheist groups, and lugging around ten pounds of greener-than-thou ego in a five pound bag.

    I’m not even conservative and half of Seattle makes me want to go kill a whale with a cannon, light it with gasoline, and dump the oily remains in their “green” polystyrene suburbs. Sept that it would be an awful waste of a whale.

  26. Chris says:

    Wow, you smacked the Midwest right on the nose.

    I’ve lived in Ohio all my life and I can’t tell you how many whiggas I’ve seen.

  27. Marionette says:

    I’d like to know what the definition for ‘Brogasm’ is. :|

  28. ZonaSeco says:

    I like eat tacos and play futbol. P.S. I also mow lawns and wash dishes.
    Don’t hate me because you want to live my life cracker.

  29. Gringa says:

    I’ve dated both Jews and Latinos and by far, Latinos are better lovers. You sound like any other miserable, whiny Jew who can’t get any.

  30. DoucheinDallas says:

    I’m actually dressing up as a douche bag for halloween!! I found an old Affliction shirt and I scored some orange paint for a fake tan. I think I’m definitely gonna look like douchebag……and I might have a “brogasm”….whatever the fuck that is……..

  31. Deeby says:

    Based on his “name,” I think he was being facetious…

  32. just a thought says:

    I wish that some of the people reading this would keep their sense of humor in tact and not let their panties get in a wad at a joke. I think this is great, and I too, want to know what a ‘brogasm’ is.

  33. marie says:

    it really bothers me that you think chasing “niggers” is appropriate. i am white and i am married to an black southern man and i wouldnt have it any other way. i grew up in an enviroment where racisim did and still does not exsist. i have then since for the past four years been apart of the U.S. Navy and i have shocked with all of the different ppl i have met. what i mean by this is the majority of ppl that have those views of blacks being “niggers” have been raised with these ideals and reaching an age of accountablity they didnt think for themselves. so just because you are raised to believe what your closed minded elders think doesnt give it an excuse to repeat history and not have your own original thoughts. it really makes me sad that in this new age our generation there are still lost ppl that think life is about discrimination and hate. it is not okay to put something like the phrase “chasing niggers”. leave that out, it isnt important to announce that you are racsist.

  34. managermike says:

    The fact that any of you are debateing about any of this shows just how many douchbags there truely are.
    Can you say “You might be a douchbag if?”
    It’s a joke people seriously.

  35. d says:

    New douche category, just for YOU then. The Douche Supremacist.
    Go have a hunting accident.

  36. John Doent says:

    LOL

    He’s joking you bunch of whining pussies.

  37. Anonymou says:

    He could be a hick. Rednecks are respectable, but White trash and hicks aren’t. They’re the ignorant ones.

  38. Anonymou says:

    *an area*

  39. Southerner by Default says:

    You seriously stuck it to the ‘southerner’ region. The Ghetto Redneck is more abundant than trees down here, and with good reason: most of the stupid people fuck other stupid people, and make, (GASP) MORE stupid people. I also love the fact that every single one of their favorite movies are Scarface. Hahaha nice…

  40. CaptainHowdy79 says:

    People just ain’t shootin’ whales with cannons like they used to.

  41. Mick Pino says:

    Hay, I like Scarface???

  42. ms says:

    Kind of funny , when I was in Hawaii, all of the douchey guys wore basketball jerseys, with no shirt underneath, cargo shorts and backwards hats. gross.

  43. anonny moose says:

    read your history books douchebag.. WV is a yankee state

  44. Steve H says:

    I live in the northeast, and there are plenty of guidos, but most of the douchebags are the hollister fags. They wear tight pink shirts, tight light blue jeans, DC shoes, white American Eagle flat rim hats, and either died blonde hair or brown hair with the front bleached blonde. They drive around in Daddy’s Mercedes-Benz while blasting psuedo-rap AKA Kanye West and Black Eyed Peas and spending Daddy’s money on one thirty of shitty beer that they share with a hundred other faggy Hollister-douche friends. They take fifty pictures of it and put it on Facebook, then immediately write “Bro I don’t even remember this happening, yo!!!” (notice the three exclamation marks)

  45. taylor says:

    i agree with Stick. i havent seen a single Guido here in lovely South Jersey, but ive seen every other kind of douche here.

  46. Markigras says:

    The sissy boy checking himself in the mirror every 5 minutes and thinking I look Awesome Douche and the metrosexual douche run rampant in Vegas!

  47. katieee says:

    yeahh. there arent any guidos but we get plenty of saguar-bros and eski-bros. jersey is a mix of em all. our state should be called “the douchebag state”

  48. katieee says:

    wwhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt???!!!!

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  51. Colorado says:

    I’m in Colorado, and this is a little off for us. We have a lot of “goth” and “emo” kids. THe rest of us make fun of them. Colorado is, like a lot of places, pretty diverse. We have a plethora of douchebags. The popped collar look isn’t as prevalent as the sissy emo look though.

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    Apple iPad’s:

    Apple iPad 3G Wi-Fi 16GB – $300USD
    Apple iPad 3G Wi-Fi 32GB – $350USD
    Apple iPad 3G Wi-Fi 64GB – $400USD

    Nokia Phone’s :

    Nokia N8 Mobile Computer – $300USD
    Nokia C6 – $300USD
    Nokia N97 8GB Mini – $200USD
    Nokia N97 32GB – $280USD
    Nokia N900 Internet Tablet – $300USD
    Nokia X6 16GB – $180USD
    Nokia X6 32GB – $220USD
    Nokia 8800 Gold Arte – $450USD

    Blackberry phone’s :

    Blackberry 8520 Curve – $150USD
    Blackberrry 9650 Bold – $200USD
    Blackberry 9500 Storm – $220USD
    Blackberry 8900 Javelin – $200USD
    Blackberry 9000 Bold – $240USD
    Blackberry 9700 Onyx – $260USD

    HTC Phone’s :

    HTC HD2 – $250USD
    HTC HD Mini – $200USD
    HTC Google Nexus One – $280USD
    HTC Touch2 – $180USD .

    To Place an Order With us get back to us With the information Below For Shipment :

    Full Name of Buyer/Customer :
    Home/Office Address :
    Country :
    State :
    City :
    Postal Code :
    Contact Phone Number :

    FOR FURTHER INQUIRIES, PLEASE CONTACT VIA EMAIL BELOW :

    phase469@gmail.com
    phase469@hotmail.com
    phase469@yahoo.com
    Phone Number : +447024093833 .

  57. juan Ricardo says:

    Welcome to the chess music . chess music is a full service chess shop located in Richmond, Virginia that sells violins, violas, cellos, basses and bows ranging from student to fine instruments. We carry stringed instrument cases as well as stringed instrument accessories. We also provide repair services, from bow rehearing to all levels of string instrument repair and string instrument restoration, as well as string instrument appraisal. In addition, you will find useful information about violin rental and violin purchase, and of course string instrument maintenance.

    Gibson Slash “Appetite for Destruction” Les Paul Electric Guitar
    ===========================
    Buy New: $2,237.00

    Gibson Les Paul Studio Electric Guitar
    ================================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $799.00 – $9,319.00

    Sienna Sunburst, Maple Fretboard
    Fender American Standard Stratocaster Electric Guitar
    ==========================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $899.99 – $9,149.99

    Gibson Les Paul Standard Traditional Plus Electric Guitar
    =============================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $9,799.00

    Gibson Les Paul Standard Traditional Pro Electric Guitar
    ============================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $9,199.99 – $1,099.99

    ESP LTD Deluxe EC-1000 Electric Guitar
    ===============================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $629.00 – $899.00

    Gibson Les Paul Standard Plus Electric Guitar
    =======================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $1,899.00

    Gibson SG Standard Electric Guitar
    ==============================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $9,199.00

    Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster HSS Electric Guitar
    ================================
    New Product!
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $9,549.99 – $1,550.99

    Gibson Custom Les Paul Custom Electric Guitar
    ===============================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $2,889.00 – $3,199.00

    Drum Set
    =========
    Orange County Drums and Percussion Newport 4-Piece Shell Pack
    ===================================
    This Oversized/Heavy Item Ships Free Today!
    Buy New: $9,499.99

    Roland TD-9S V-Tour Electronic Drum Set
    ====================================
    Limited Quantity!
    Buy New: $9,295.00

    Roland TD-12 COSM-modeling drum module
    ===================================
    Limited Quantity!
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $9,449.00

    Yamaha
    ============
    Yamaha PSR-S910 61-Key Arranger Workstation
    ========================================
    This Oversized/Heavy Item Ships Free Today!
    Buy New: $9,749.99

    Yamaha PSR-S710 61-Key Arranger Workstation
    ==================================
    This Oversized/Heavy Item Ships Free Today!
    Buy New: $9,099.99 , Includes Free Gift!

    Korg Pa588 Digital Piano and Arranger Keyboard
    ====================================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $1,598.99

    Yamaha PSR-OR700 Portable Keyboard
    =====================================
    This Oversized/Heavy Item Ships Free Today!
    Buy New: $9,299.99 , Includes Free Gift!

    DJ Mixers
    ================
    Pioneer DJM-800 Professional DJ Mixer
    ===================================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $9,699.00 , Includes Free Gift!

    Pioneer DJM-1000 Mixer – Used
    ================================
    This Oversized/Heavy Item Ships Free Today!
    Buy New: $1,999.00 , Includes Free Gift!

    Denon DN-X1700 4-Channel Digital DJ Mixer
    ========================================
    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $9,799.00 , Includes Free Gift!

    Allen & Heath Xone:92 Fader DJ Mixer
    ===================================

    Item Ships Free!
    Buy New: $1,499.00

    Behringer PMP5000-B212XL Mains and Monitors PA Package
    ==========================================
    Limited Quantity!
    Buy New: $1,199.99

    the commodity is Brandnew direct from its manufacturer and can be

    delieverd in few days depends on its quantity..

    Merchandise Damaged In Delivery

    For your protection, do not sign for merchandise until
    you have inspected your product for damages. If the
    product is damaged do not accept it. We will get you
    another one within 24-48 hours. Be sure that the
    driver has noted the damage in detail.

    Contact us:
    Email :chessmusic.inc@hotmail.com
    Email :chessmusic.inc@gmail.com
    skype:chessmusic.inc
    Thank you very much for your partronage.

    Regards

  58. Frank scott says:

    We import and export different types of mobile phones, All brand new, well packed and sealed in original company box, unlocked with 1 year warranty..
    *
    NOTE: These phones are 100% unlocked and can be used with any SIM card. No activation required (see carrier frequency requirements) Insert the SIM card and start using the phone.
    *
    BUY 3 UNITS AND GET 1 FREE, BUY 5 UNITS AND GET 2 FREE ALL INCLUDING FREE SHIPPING TO YOUR DOORSTEP,!!!
    *
    * Apple I phone 3GS 32GB —-$250
    * Apple I phone 3GS 16GB —-$200
    *
    HTC Google Nexus One Unlocked ….$240
    *
    Brand new Nokia N8 Green Unlocked GSM PHONE,$250 usd

    * APPLE iPAD 64GB 64 GB WI-FI WIFI 3G NEW : $350
    *
    Email Address..

    telcltd01@hotmail.com

    telcltd01@live.com

    UK office :
    Tel: 00447035956664

    TECH LIMITED
    ST JAMES\’S HOUSE, 8 OVERCLIFFE, GRAVESEND,
    KENT, DA11 0HJ
    UNITED KINGDOM
    Incorporation Year : 1978
    Registered No.01393990

    Frank Scott

    PLACE YOUR ORDER NOW!!

  59. James Kale says:

    The advertisments, sent in the name of Fedrick Bell is SPAM mails, meant to cheat people.
    The person, who claims to be Fedrick Bell from the UK, is actually from Nigeria. He asked me to transfer money for goods, but when transfered, he stoped all further communication.

    A complete Fraud.
    He operates in a varity of email address.. such as
    Fedrick.bell@gmail.com
    Fedrick.bell@yahoo.com

    Now he has turned his attention to developing countries such as India, Srilanka apart from Africa.

    People, we should be aware of these criminals & save our hard earned money from these cheats.
    I request you to remove such adverts from your website.

  60. tony Flair says:

    Introducing New Apple Iphone 4G 32GB Now RELEASED.

    The phones are brand new,100% UNLOCKED and can be used with any SIM card. No activation required.Insert Your SIM CARD and start using the phone. Made By Apple California.
    =============================================================
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    BUY 3 UNITS AND GET 1 UNIT FREE + FREE SHIPPING
    =============================================================

    We ship and deliver to you within 2days of purchase through Fedex,UPS,DHL.

    Interested buyers can contact Us direct via:

    Email: inquiry.telcom@gmail.com
    inquiry.telcom@live.com

    skype:inquiry.telcom

    CONTACT TEL #.+447 0359 79837

    Website:www.telcomaticltd.8k.com

    Thank you and god bless you as you patronize us.

    BRAND NEW APPLE IPHONE 4G 32GB======$300usd

  61. Yessid Barrik says:

    Apple iPhone 4G (32GB) / Nokia N8/Xperia X10/Blackberry Torch / HTC HD2/Samsung i9000
    PROMOTION VALID.

    We stock wide range of new GSM mobile phone for sale, well packed and sealed in the box with the warranty and return

    policy, the interested buyer should contact us directly by email or Skype,

    Apple iPad (64GB) = $ 400usd
    Apple iPad (32 GB) = $ 350usd

    Apple iPhone 4G (32GB) = $ 400usd
    Apple iPhone 4G (16GB) = $ 350usd
    Apple iPhone 3G (32GB) = $ 300usd
    Apple iPhone 3G (16GB) = $ 280usd
    Apple iPhone 3G 16 GB = $ 250usd
    Apple iPhone 3G 8GB = $ 230usd

    Torch Blackberry 9800 = $ 500usd
    Blackberry Bold 9700 = $ 430usd
    BlackBerry Storm 2 9520 = $ 360usd
    Blackberry Storm 9530 = $ 340USD
    Blackberry Curve 8900 = $ 250usd
    Blackberry Storm 9500 = $ 300usd
    Blackberry Bold 9000 = $ 280usd

    Aria = $ 420usd HTC
    Google = $ 400usd HTC Nexus
    Caption = $ 350usd HTC
    HTC Touch HD mini = $ 350usd
    HTC Touch HD2 = $ 330usd
    Tattoo = $ 330usd HTC
    Hero = $ 300usd HTC
    HTC Touch Pro2 = $ 280usd
    HTC Touch Diamond2 = $ 250usd

    N8 = $ 600usd Nokia
    Nokia X6 16GB = $ 430usd
    $ 400usd Nokia N900 =
    Nokia N97 = $ 300usd
    8MP Nokia N86 = $ 280usd
    Nokia N96 (16 GB) = $ 250usd
    Nokia 5800 XpressMusic = $ 230usd
    Nokia 5730 XpressMusic = $ 200usd
    $ 200usd Nokia E75 =
    $ 150usd Nokia E72 =
    Nokia 8800 Arte Gold = $ 300usd
    Nokia 8800 Carbon Arte = $ 280usd

    Sony Ericsson Aspen = $ 400usd
    Sony Ericsson animated Pro = $ 400usd
    Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 Pro = $ 400usd
    Sony Ericsson XPERIA X10 = $ 390usd
    Sony Ericsson XPERIA X2 = $ 350usd
    Sony Ericsson XPERIA X1 = $ 280usd
    Sony Ericsson Aino = $ 410usd
    Sony Ericsson Satio (Idou) = $ 280usd
    Sony Ericsson W995 = $ 330usd

    = $ 500usd Motorola Milestone
    Backflip = $ 500usd Motorola
    Motorola XT720 Motoroi = $ 450usd
    Motorola MC55 = $ 5000USD
    = $ 500usd Motorola ZN300
    Motorola Razr2 V9x = $ 380usd
    Motorola A3100 = $ 400usd
    Motorola RIZR Z10 = $ 300usd

    Samsung i9000 Galaxy S = $ 500usd
    Samsung Galazy I6500U = $ 450usd
    Corby Samsung S3650W = $ 430usd
    II I8000 Samsung Omnia = $ 380usd
    Samsung i900 Omnia = $ 350usd
    Samsung i8910 Omnia HD = $ 320usd
    = $ 450usd Samsung Printing
    Behold Samsung T919 = $ 430usd

    Eten Glofiish X610 = $ 300usd
    Eten Glofiish X900 = $ 350usd
    Eten Glofiish DX900 = $ 400usd
    GX500 = $ 500usd LG
    LG Arena = $ 450usd GT950
    LG KH5200 Andro -1 = $ 500usd
    GS500 LG Cookie = More $ 470usd
    I-mate 810 – F = $ 400usd
    i-mate Ultimate 9502 = $ 350
    Palm Pixi = $ 500usd
    Pre = $ 400usd Palm
    Palm Treo Pro = $ 350usd

    Skype: cuselectltdinc
    ICQ ID: 636487166
    cuselectltdinc@gmail.com
    cuselectltdinc@hotmail.com
    cuselectltdinc@yahoo.com
    Website: http://www.customerserviceinc.webs.com
    Contact Name: Yessid Barrik

    Thank you for taking the time to read our price list, please send us an email for yours today.

    Greetings
    Sales Manager.

  62. TECH LTD victim says:

    BUYERS BEWARE of TECH LTD!!

    Upon order, they will tell you that your unit is packed and ready for shipment,they will ask you to pay through Western Union under the name of James Mathew and when they confirm that payment is sent,they will inform you that you have to order more because their CEO will not sign the release of the unit because there is a MOQ of 3 units per shipment (Minimum order quantity). then if you ask for money back, they will not give it back, they will continually persuade you to pay for the additional 2 units to proceed with the shipment, they will also tell you that they will give you 1 free unit with it. they will repeatedly tell you that they are legit company and that your order is already in the possession of Fedex and ready for shipment as soon as you pay for the 2 additional units.

    DO NOT TRUST FRANK SCOTT!! (don’t know if this is even the real name of the person)
    DO NOT TRUST TECH LTD!!
    TECH LTD disgrace to online business!!

  63. Yessid Barrik says:

    Apple iPhone 4G (32GB) / Nokia N8/Xperia X10/Blackberry Torch / HTC HD2/Samsung i9000
    PROMOTION VALID.

    We stock wide range of new GSM mobile phone for sale, well packed and sealed in the box with the warranty and return policy, the interested buyer should contact us directly by email or Skype,

    Apple iPad (64GB) = $ 400usd
    Apple iPad (32 GB) = $ 350usd

    Apple iPhone 4G (32GB) = $ 400usd
    Apple iPhone 4G (16GB) = $ 350usd
    Apple iPhone 3G (32GB) = $ 300usd
    Apple iPhone 3G (16GB) = $ 280usd
    Apple iPhone 3G 16 GB = $ 250usd
    Apple iPhone 3G 8GB = $ 230usd

    Torch Blackberry 9800 = $ 500usd
    Blackberry Bold 9700 = $ 430usd
    BlackBerry Storm 2 9520 = $ 360usd
    Blackberry Storm 9530 = $ 340USD
    Blackberry Curve 8900 = $ 250usd
    Blackberry Storm 9500 = $ 300usd
    Blackberry Bold 9000 = $ 280usd

    Aria = $ 420usd HTC
    Google = $ 400usd HTC Nexus
    Caption = $ 350usd HTC
    HTC Touch HD mini = $ 350usd
    HTC Touch HD2 = $ 330usd
    Tattoo = $ 330usd HTC
    Hero = $ 300usd HTC
    HTC Touch Pro2 = $ 280usd
    HTC Touch Diamond2 = $ 250usd

    N8 = $ 600usd Nokia
    Nokia X6 16GB = $ 430usd
    $ 400usd Nokia N900 =
    Nokia N97 = $ 300usd
    8MP Nokia N86 = $ 280usd
    Nokia N96 (16 GB) = $ 250usd
    Nokia 5800 XpressMusic = $ 230usd
    Nokia 5730 XpressMusic = $ 200usd
    $ 200usd Nokia E75 =
    $ 150usd Nokia E72 =
    Nokia 8800 Arte Gold = $ 300usd
    Nokia 8800 Carbon Arte = $ 280usd

    Sony Ericsson Aspen = $ 400usd
    Sony Ericsson animated Pro = $ 400usd
    Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 Pro = $ 400usd
    Sony Ericsson XPERIA X10 = $ 390usd
    Sony Ericsson XPERIA X2 = $ 350usd
    Sony Ericsson XPERIA X1 = $ 280usd
    Sony Ericsson Aino = $ 410usd
    Sony Ericsson Satio (Idou) = $ 280usd
    Sony Ericsson W995 = $ 330usd

    = $ 500usd Motorola Milestone
    Backflip = $ 500usd Motorola
    Motorola XT720 Motoroi = $ 450usd
    Motorola MC55 = $ 5000USD
    = $ 500usd Motorola ZN300
    Motorola Razr2 V9x = $ 380usd
    Motorola A3100 = $ 400usd
    Motorola RIZR Z10 = $ 300usd

    Samsung i9000 Galaxy S = $ 500usd
    Samsung Galazy I6500U = $ 450usd
    Corby Samsung S3650W = $ 430usd
    II I8000 Samsung Omnia = $ 380usd
    Samsung i900 Omnia = $ 350usd
    Samsung i8910 Omnia HD = $ 320usd
    = $ 450usd Samsung Printing
    Behold Samsung T919 = $ 430usd

    Eten Glofiish X610 = $ 300usd
    Eten Glofiish X900 = $ 350usd
    Eten Glofiish DX900 = $ 400usd
    GX500 = $ 500usd LG
    LG Arena = $ 450usd GT950
    LG KH5200 Andro -1 = $ 500usd
    GS500 LG Cookie = More $ 470usd
    I-mate 810 – F = $ 400usd
    i-mate Ultimate 9502 = $ 350
    Palm Pixi = $ 500usd
    Pre = $ 400usd Palm
    Palm Treo Pro = $ 350usd

    Skype: cuselectltdinc
    ICQ ID: 636487166
    cuselectltdinc@gmail.com
    cuselectltdinc@hotmail.com
    cuselectltdinc@yahoo.com
    Website: http://www.customerserviceinc.webs.com
    Contact Name: Yessid Barrik

    Thank you for taking the time to read our price list, please send us an email for yours today.

    Greetings
    Sales Manager.

  64. AnonymousANON says:

    i think the below online company scammed me too!!!
    somebody help i need assistance with this

  65. Henry Hartono says:

    We Rendered essential services and Delivery Good working service to all Buyers. We will like to keep on having a Good Business Relationship with all our customers

    SAMSUNG i9000 GALAXY S 16GB ::::::::$ 320
    external microSD memory support
    document viewer 5.0 megapixel
    HSDPA900/1900/2100 Android
    Bluetooth v3.0 A2DP – Wi-Fi

    NEW APPLE iPHONE 4G 32GB (HD) :::::::$ 350
    - Audio/video player and editor
    - Voice command/dial
    - iBooks application
    - TV-out

    APPLE iPAD 64GB +3G Wi-Fi TABLET ::::$ 450
    *fingerprint resistant oleophobic coating
    *headset jack – mini-phone 3.5 mm
    *Phone charging stand
    *hands-free headset
    *charging via USB
    *power adapter

    SONY ERICSSON XPERIA X10 ::$ 300
    TFT capacitive touchscreen
    Bluetooth v2.1 with A2DP
    3.15 Megapixel Camera
    GPS with A-GPS support
    Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g

    NEW SONY ERICSSON u8i VIVAZ PRO ::::$ 240
    Bluetooth and Wi-Fi connectivity
    High-speed HSDPA Internet
    TrackID music recognition
    Stereo FM radio with RDS
    microSD up to 16GB
    TV out

    NEW HTC GRATIA SMARTPHONE :::$ 300
    Bluetooth v2.1 with A2DP
    GPS with A-GPS support
    5 Megapixel Camera
    Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g
    microSD, up to 32GB

    NEW UNLOCKED NOKIA E7 (U.S VERSION) ::$ 310
    AMOLED capacitive touchscreen
    Bluetooth v3.0 with A2DP
    GPS with A-GPS support
    8 Megapixel Camera
    Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n
    QWERTY keyboard

    BLACKBERRY PLAYBOOK TABLET :::::::$ 300
    ,¢ Video playback: 1080p HD Video, H.264, MPEG
    ,¢ Connectors: microHDMI, microUSB, charging
    ,¢ Audio playback: MP3, AAC, WMA
    ,¢ HDMI video output
    ,¢ Wi-Fi , 802.11 a/b/g/n
    ,¢ Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR

    NEW BLACKBERRY TORCH 9800 :: $350
    *Picture stabilizer, video recording
    *Power adapter
    *microSD – 4 GB
    *Geo-tagging
    *5 Megapitokoxel

    CONTACT US

    Sales Rep. Mr. Henry Hartono

    E-Mail : venture.electronics@hotmail.com

    Yahoo Messenger: venture.electronics@yahoo.com

  66. Eedris Abdulahi says:

    Dear Customers

    We have in stock, the availability of the New / Latest phones ranging from Specifically, we can supply Mobile phones (GSM and CDMA),Video Games ,Apple Ipods , Iphone , HTC, Laptops / Notebook Digital,musical instrument,Cameras and Plasma Tvs. Moreover, we also offer all kinds of international brand OEM/ODM service.

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    Buy 2 Units And Get 1 Unit FREE

    Brand New Nikon D700 Digital SLR w/24-120 AFS VR Nikkor Lens
    =======================================
    Price..$1000

    Package Content
    Flash-ready Indicator
    Digital SLR w/24-120 AFS VR Nikkor Lens
    LCD Monitor
    USB
    Video Output
    Battery
    Battery Pack
    AC Adapter
    Tripod Socket
    Accessory Shoe Cover

    Brand New Nikon D300 Digital SLR w/18-200mm VR Lens
    ==================================
    Price..$800

    Package Content
    1 Nikon D300 DSLR Camera
    2 User Manuals
    1 Software Suite
    1 AV Cable
    1 Mini USB Data Cable
    1 Power Cord
    1 MH-18a Battery Changer MH-18a
    1 EN-EL3e Li-ion Battery
    1 Neck Strap

    Brand New Nikon D90 :
    ==============
    Price $600

    Package Content
    1 Nikon D90 DSLR Camera
    1 SLR – 12.3 Megapixel – 5.8 x optical zoom with Zoom-Nikkor Zoom lens – 18 mm – 200 mm
    1 EN-EL3e Rechargeable Battery
    1 MH-18a Quick Charger
    1 DK-5 Eyepiece Cap1 DK-2
    1 Rubber Eyecup
    1 UC-E4 USB Cable
    1 EG-D2 Audio Video Cable
    1 AN-DC1 Camera Strap
    1 BM-10 LCD Monitor Cover
    1 Body Cap
    1 BS-1 Accessory Shoe Cover
    1 Software Suite CD-ROM

    New Apple iPhone 4G Unlocked Original
    Apple iPhone 4 Phone
    Battery
    Charger
    Stereo Handsfree
    User’s Guide
    Price : $450USD

    Apple iPhone 3G S 32GB Unlocked
    Apple Earphones with Remote and Mic
    Dock Connector to USB Cable
    USB Power Adapter
    Documentation
    Price : $300USD

    Genuine Apple iPad :

    Apple iPad 3G 16GB – $250USD
    Apple iPad 3G 32GB – $300USD
    Apple iPad 3G 64GB – $350USD

    Nokia N8 GSM Unlocked Quad-band Phone
    Nokia Battery BL-4D
    Nokia Connectivity Cable CA-179
    Nokia Stereo Headset WH-701
    Nokia Compact Travel Charger AC-15
    Nokia Adapter Cable for HDMI CA-156
    Nokia Adapter Cable for USB OTG CA-157
    Nokia Stylus SU-36 (selected markets only)
    Quick start guide
    Price : $400USD

    Nokia N97 mini GSM Unlocked Quad-band Phone
    Nokia Li-ion Battery BL-4D
    Nokia Stereo Remote Handsfree Headset
    Nokia Stylus Strap
    Nokia USB Data Cable CA-101
    Nokia Ovi Software CD
    Nokia Home Charger
    Nokia N97 mini User Guide
    Price : $400USD

    Nokia N900 32GB GSM Unlocked Quad-band Phone
    Nokia Battery (BL-5J)
    Nokia High Efficiency Charger (AC-10)
    Nokia Stereo Headset (WH-205)
    Video out cable (CA-75U)
    Nokia charger adaptor (CA-146C)
    Cleaning cloth
    Price : $350USD

    Blackberry 9000 Bold AT&T (Unlocked)
    Standard battery 1500 mAh Li-Ion
    AC Travel charger
    USB data cable
    Price : $250USD

    Sony Ericsson Satio Smartphone Black Unlocked
    Standard battery
    AC travel charger
    USB data Cable
    Sync Software CD-ROM
    Price : $250USD

    NOTE: These phones is 100% UNLOCKED and can be used with any SIM card. No activation required (check carrier frequency requirements) Insert Your SIM CARD and start using the phone,many more in stock.

    Buy 2 Units And Get 1 Unit FREE

    Shipping Method: FedEx / DHL

    Delivery time: within 2 working days

    Please contact us for more information and purchase inquiries:

    EMAIL : WUNCAMERASTORELTD@HOTMAIL.COM
    EMAIL : WUNCAMERASTORELTD@GMAIL.COM
    EMAIL : WUNCAMERASTORELTD@YAHOO.COM
    SKPYE : WUNCAMERASTORELTD

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  68. Anonymuss says:

    HAHAHAHAHA YOU SPELLED IT COY FISH

  69. Anonymous123465789 says:

    pwned….

  70. Anonymous1987 says:

    you stunned CUNT….Koi is the Japanese Carp…. You should be very COY right now… LOOK it up hahahhahhah (sorry I misspelled hahahahaha)lol

  71. steve says:

    the pic in the northeast douchebags is from a nightclub in budapest. http://www.partyphoto.hu

    theres plenty more where that came from

  72. Psychotic says:

    HAHAHA … you must be a douchebag from the north east.

  73. Deeby says:

    Budapest is in Hungary, douche…

  74. Anonymous123 says:

    lol obviously you’ve never been to Jersey. They are definitely NOT from Budapest.

  75. Word says:

    Check your grammar, fool.

  76. Anonymous2241 says:

    LoL so true
    though LA you do tend to get a Mix of all these douchebags

  77. Anonymous????? says:

    Eski-bro, hahahahaha. Not even Alaska escapes holytaco, love it.

  78. Icewall42 says:

    I didn’t see too many of these guys… in fact, I rarely saw them. The real douches up there are the ones with skull and tribal tattoos and emo or gangsta clothes. They act like they are so emo or gangsta, but boy do they come off looking really stupid. They always looked so ridiculously out of place that I laughed at them every time I drove by them.

  79. noahaction says:

    you may need a north-northeast. ain’t no guidos in NH, VT, or ME. Those douchebags hunt guidos for sport.

  80. Penicillin says:

    That girl on the back of the Eski-bro doesn’t look half bad and everyone knows there is not even one attractive girl in the State of Alaska. The saying up there is that “there is a hot girl behind every tree, however, there isn’t a tree for a thousand miles.”

  81. Icewall42 says:

    “Hot” doesn’t win you points with the bears.

    And logging, up there, is (or at least was) quite the booming business. I’d be blaming the loggers for your “missing” babes.

  82. mko says:

    Texas should be in the Southwest Region.

  83. jrd says:

    agreed! texas in the sw region for sure.

  84. Liz says:

    Totally agreed! I’ve seen way too many Saguar-bro douchebags around Austin to even agree with the redneck one.

  85. anonomis says:

    texas is in the south, if you divide up the nation its almost directly in the center, not south west or south east, just south central, you can’t argue about it because it doesnt move away from the other states, like that whore California.

  86. luke says:

    It’s not about where the state is located on the map, it’s about the culture of the state. And in this case, Texas is distinctly Southwestern, especially when you compare it to places like Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, and other strongly southern states.

  87. tl says:

    I’d add “truck nutz” to the Ghetto Redneck list. Who the hell wants to be behind a truck w/ a pair of dangling, rubbery, realistic looking nuts?? Tres douchey. I see them all the time around Austin and Houston.

  88. darksteele says:

    texas should be in the southwest for sure

  89. IKILL says:

    Right on the spot for the southwest. Down to the Borat quoting. Fantastic!

  90. DeebyFromPHX says:

    Very nice, high five!

  91. Not a douchebag, just an asshole. says:

    No wonder douchebags are always getting the chicks. It’s all so clear now!

  92. Luke says:

    I take it HT has lived in all regions and is a pioneer of Douchedome.
    Well categorized, and it’s all true.
    But only white people do all that stupid shit. Posers.

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    We have every type in Florida. Really sucks.

  97. calous says:

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  99. lolwhat? says:

    yea…. lemme know when there are guidos in maine. I’ll hunt them down and drag their sorry asses back to MA where they belong.

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