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  1. assmuncher says:

    god i love to eat out asses. sweaty asses. yum yum yum. i like to stick my dick in asses, gay/straight asses, then smell them and eat them

    culinary ass worshipper

  2. scaredwhiteperson says:

    that must be a lonely job

  3. Shut it says:


  4. Old Ratsnest says:

    Love, Faptually = http://bit.ly/3ns1Vm

  5. Yea boiiiii says:

    When you really think about it, why would you actually want that job

  6. ^ The S must stand for Shithead says:

    Because I like seeing men jack off and sort out their cups after they’ve blown their wad on them. I often like to open them and take a good whiff of their scent.

  7. The Souless Ginger says:

    I fapped to this sign.

  8. DonkeyXote says:

    I die a little inside everytime I see a ginger trying to crack up a joke but failing miserably at it, and don’t even get me started when I see these cretins sparking a flame in a nightclub or taking a walk through the parks. For fucks sake it’s on the same level as seeing Mr. Blobby rooting a whale!

  9. ^ The S must stand for Shithead says:

    Can I ask the moderators to delete DonkeyXote’s reply to my initial comment, I find it severely offensive to mock gingers. WE ARE REAL PEOPLE, OK????? WE HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. xchristyxx says:

    Gingers dont have feelings..and if they do who cares gingers are creepy.They make me shudder.

  11. e says:


  12. Dead_Frankz says:

    Fucking gay Noob it’s FAP! from the verb to Fap..Fapping, Fappers Jeez!

    I will actually invest my savings in this my savings are over NINE THOUSAAANND!

  13. Lemon says:

    Please never say that again.

  14. Anonymous pete says:

    Please die

  15. ^ The S must stand for Shithead says:

    If anyone wants to do FAP research, all they’ve gotta do is study the life of DonkeyXote. That guy has been tuggin’ the peener ever since his ginger daddy first butt fucked him.

  16. ^ The S must stand for Shithead says:

    I take back what I said just then about DonkeyXote. In all honesty I am angry at the fact that somehow he always manages to belittle me regardless of what pseudonym I use.

    He has somehow made me his bitch, and I like it although I do fight it but I want him in me. I do, I do, I dooooo…

  17. Johnny Rocketts says:

    Wow, OK dude now this is sounding like my kind of job for sure.


  18. Chris says:

    I’m amazed that this was actually verified to take space up on the internetz.

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