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Drink This: Kim Crawford Wines

OK, I am totally about to blow your mind, but Kim Crawford‘s line of high-quality premium New Zealand wines will impress anyone from a wine novice to a connoisseur and…their screw cap. I know, I know. You thought screw cap wine was basically just old grape juice that was only chugged by hobos warming themselves over a flaming barrel. Well, after realizing that screw caps actually preserve the wine better and don’t get “corked,” the world’s winemakers realized that maybe it was time to change their practices. Pick these wines up and put down the corkscrew.

kim crawford
2007 Marlborough Dry Riesling
Say this to sound smart: Bursts of citrus, honey and fresh peach compliment the crisp, flinty finish.
Say this to sound stupid: Rex Grossman? Definitely going into the Hall of Fame.
Serve with: Spicy Indian dishes, seafood and pork.
Price: $17

kim crawford wine
2007 Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc
Say this to sound smart: Ripe fruit, citrus and tropical flavors mingle with soothing herbaceous notes.
Say this to sound stupid: I just sharted.
Serve with: Almost anything.
Price: $17

kim crawford pinot noir
2007 Marlborough Pinot Noir
Say this to sound smart: Bright red fruit and hints of dark cherries mingle with integrated oak and a touch of smoke.
Say this to sound stupid: Dorf On Golf is, without a doubt, the greatest Dorf-related movie ever made.
Serve with: Poultry, seafood, pork and tomato-based dishes.
Price: $17

kim crawford
2007 Marlborough Pinot Gris
Say this to sound smart: Stone fruit and subtle oak lead to a full and rich palate.
Say this to sound stupid: I swear to drunk I’m not God.
Serve with: Rich sauces, creamy cheeses and bean dishes.
Price: $17

5 Responses to "Drink This: Kim Crawford Wines"

  1. Not a Wino says:

    Also? Kim Crawford: smoking hot.

  2. Anonymous says:

    What a horrible plug.

  3. tallboy7 says:

    is that the one w the chocolate chip on her face?

  4. ? says:

    sponsored by marlborough? I thought this was about kim crawfords wine

  5. dave says:

    nice article, thanks!
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