Since you’re probably not a totally wasted girl wearing a bikini, you probably pee in a toilet, like a sucker. Drunk girls, on the other hand, will pee wherever the hell they want. Like, if one of them is in a 7-11 aisle they aren’t going to hold their urine until they get to a bathroom. That would be stupid. Instead they just yank down their bikini and let it happen right then and there. (And text their other drunk girl friends while they’re doing it, too.) God, I love drunk girls.