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There are a lot of good things happening in this video. First, the referee is so hammered he’s walking like the world is tilted 30 degrees to the left. Second, he’s refereeing a children’s soccer game. Third, I’m pretty sure his response to the people helping him off the field is something like, “Wait, wait, wait, no. Wait. Wait. Hang on. Wait. I’m fine. Wait.” And lastly, his wave to the crowd at the 1:52 mark is unbelievably classic. He’s so wasted that he thinks the fans are cheering for him.

I’ve been hammered at work before, but I was definitely sober enough to know that I shouldn’t happily wave to my boss as HR was escorting me out of the building.

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6 Responses to "Drunk Referee Drunkenly Refs Kid’s Soccer Game"

  1. Dom says:

    it would be funny to see a hockey ref try and pull that off. He’d be falling all over the place to the point he’d have to be dragged off.

  2. Ray Roman says:

    haha.. why dont they walk straight off the field instead of at an angle.. maybe they could of got him off the field quicker!!

  3. Danny Noonan says:

    Same shit happened to me walking to a tailgate party. This is one of the oddest feelings one can have. My back hurts just thinking about it…Sorry to say this man is not drunk, but rest assured that I got shit canned after my incident, sitting down of course

  4. barthvader says:

    It’s not the kid’s game, it is a half time brak during the Belarussian Football League match.

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