There are a lot of good things happening in this video. First, the referee is so hammered he’s walking like the world is tilted 30 degrees to the left. Second, he’s refereeing a children’s soccer game. Third, I’m pretty sure his response to the people helping him off the field is something like, “Wait, wait, wait, no. Wait. Wait. Hang on. Wait. I’m fine. Wait.” And lastly, his wave to the crowd at the 1:52 mark is unbelievably classic. He’s so wasted that he thinks the fans are cheering for him.
I’ve been hammered at work before, but I was definitely sober enough to know that I shouldn’t happily wave to my boss as HR was escorting me out of the building.