Alcohol is the greatest substance in the entire universe. Adding alcohol to any situation turns it from "boring time" to "holy shit, did you just see what that chick did to that bar stool?" Add pot to any situation and it turns it from a "boring time" to a bunch of people sitting around, looking at their hands, giggling and saying stupid shit like, "Heyyyyy maaaannnnn, check it out, maaaaaaan. I'm on pot maannnnnn." Hanging around people who are stoned is like hanging out at an old person's home. No one does ANYTHING and when they do attempt to do something, they do it really, really slowly. Booze, on the other hand, fills people with life and energy. Sure, you have to deal with some idiot kicking a hole in your wall because he's trying to act out a video he saw on Break.com, but hey, there's a downside to everything.
Booze is better, and the hangovers are just a reminder of the good times you had last night.
Drunken Argument For Pot:
Listen, I don’t hate booze, I just like weed better. It’s like the difference between Saved by the Bell the College Years, and Saved by the Bell; both totally awesome, one is just a little less awesome because it had Mike Golic in it. In this case, Mike Golic is the hangover you get from drinking. Weed makes everything better, and no one has ever said “Man, I smoked way too much weed last night and long story short, I might have herpes.”
Plus, even if you smoke a ton of weed it doesn’t make people fight like alcohol does. I don’t have to worry that my girlfriend is going to smoke too much weed and then start screaming at me because she thinks I was staring at some girl who looks slightly similar to my ex-girlfriend. And no pot head has ever said “What the f*&k bro, you bumped into me. Let’s take this shit outside.” Plus, the high you get from weed makes things that normally would suck incredibly hard, super enjoyable. Like Paul Blart: Mall Cop. There’s no amount of drunk that could make that enjoyable, but two joints in and it’s “the funniest move ever made, dude, oh my god, so f*&kin funny. The part where fat queen of kings dude slips and then is crawling on the, hahaha, you know, hahaha?”
This is a tough argument as I am fond of both. In the end I think the reason for my decision came down to the poor judgment on the part of the alcohol argument. I have seldom ever felt happy about having a hangover as it has never reminded me of the fun I had the night before. It usually reminds me I have diarrhea and a splitting head ache.
My vote? Weed for sure. Getting drunk is for savages (often awesome). Getting stoned is for me. When I drink with friends, it gets to where thats all we are really doing, getting drunk. If I smoke out with friends, we do shit. It may be subdued shit but we are capable of functioning at something (movie, a game, hiking,etc). Drunks are full of life but incapable of getting it done (which is fun but costly).
I like both. Alcohol is going to lose though. Way too many downsides if not used in moderation.
However, alcohol does allow me to bare having sex with Justin's mom with the lights on, so it does have its upsides. No matter how much weed I smoke, that bitch is still fug!!!
on a side note; you guys going to count the votes by comment? You stoners forgot the voting panel...
I like to use both in tandem. However you have to start with beer and end on weed. partying in reverse order lends itself to a lack of interest in drinking and a rapid set in of fatigue.
Also, nothing cures a hangover more effectively than a nice fat bowl.
funny becuz i actually saw paul blart high....and then saw observe and report high, and though they were definitely better then they would have been under sober observation, they still both sucked.
If you drive a car you will drive at 210 mph into a concrete wall and turn into human flavored pizza sauce. Ergo, weed is better.
If you get hangovers from drinking alcohol, you are probably 17, or really dumb. I'm not saying "weed sucks" i'm saying you can enjoy alcohol without becoming an intoxicated clown. If your friends do, you need new friends.
From that comment we can deduce that Pierre is both a moron and a snob."If you drive a car you will drive at 210 mph into a concrete wall and turn into human flavored pizza sauce. Ergo, weed is better." Worst argument ever
The better question is, if we give a girl booze or weed, what gives us the best chance of getting laid? I vote for booze, cause its easier to slip her a roofie.
Thats fucking nuts!! Booze is way worse than pot. Pot wins everytime. Yea we laugh all the time but mostly because we are watching drunk people piss themself or geting there ass kicked because they stumbled into someone!
I feel that I function better while high, as opposed to drunk. NO hangover EVER. In fact, I usually feel better when I wake up the next morning than I might have had I been totally sober the night before.
Man, shiiiiit! That muthafucka in SBTB:TCY was Bob Golic! Mike Golic that clean cut muthafucka on ESPN in the morning and shit. Tacooooooooo Perkiiiins!!!!
I smoke weed everyday all day, and, in the words of toothless idjits everywhere, still manage to "git r done". When I occasionally drink way to much, I cant remember anything at all, let alone what I did or did not do. After a heavy night of bong abuse ive never woken up with some fattyfatfat blue veined fur-lipped cheese assed flobble titted gap toothed crosseyed turkeynecked rockmonster that my only hope was that I was too drunk to actually achieve an erection with. Pot for the win.
oh eat a fat dick holy taco. i smoke a shitload of pot every day and make more money than this website would ever make even if it sold beef jerky in the shape of tits.
Cannabis is better because it is less harmful, but booze is liquid confidence. It all depends on the situation, you get high to watch Monsters vs. Aliens in 3D, and pick up chicks with booze
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April 24th, 2009 at 03:36 pm
Both
April 24th, 2009 at 03:40 pm
This is a tough argument as I am fond of both. In the end I think the reason for my decision came down to the poor judgment on the part of the alcohol argument. I have seldom ever felt happy about having a hangover as it has never reminded me of the fun I had the night before. It usually reminds me I have diarrhea and a splitting head ache.
April 24th, 2009 at 03:45 pm
You drunk stoners forgot the vote window.
My vote? Weed for sure. Getting drunk is for savages (often awesome). Getting stoned is for me. When I drink with friends, it gets to where thats all we are really doing, getting drunk. If I smoke out with friends, we do shit. It may be subdued shit but we are capable of functioning at something (movie, a game, hiking,etc). Drunks are full of life but incapable of getting it done (which is fun but costly).
April 24th, 2009 at 03:46 pm
hahahahahahahaha good pics!!!
April 24th, 2009 at 03:46 pm
liquor for the win
April 24th, 2009 at 04:05 pm
first one, then the other. Depending on the day, I usually prefer booze first
April 24th, 2009 at 04:06 pm
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
not even close
April 24th, 2009 at 04:08 pm
pot ftw
April 24th, 2009 at 04:12 pm
Both.
April 24th, 2009 at 04:35 pm
I like both. Alcohol is going to lose though. Way too many downsides if not used in moderation.
However, alcohol does allow me to bare having sex with Justin's mom with the lights on, so it does have its upsides. No matter how much weed I smoke, that bitch is still fug!!!
on a side note; you guys going to count the votes by comment? You stoners forgot the voting panel...
August 18th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I like to use both in tandem. However you have to start with beer and end on weed. partying in reverse order lends itself to a lack of interest in drinking and a rapid set in of fatigue.
Also, nothing cures a hangover more effectively than a nice fat bowl.
April 24th, 2009 at 04:38 pm
funny becuz i actually saw paul blart high....and then saw observe and report high, and though they were definitely better then they would have been under sober observation, they still both sucked.
April 24th, 2009 at 04:42 pm
Weed makes you stupid.
Booze makes you stupid, but it also gives you the strength of 50 men!
Booze wins! Booze wins!
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April 25th, 2009 at 11:48 am
But I already have the strength of 50 men.
April 24th, 2009 at 04:55 pm
ALCOHOL
April 24th, 2009 at 04:56 pm
Weed fo sho.
April 24th, 2009 at 05:04 pm
weed
April 24th, 2009 at 05:07 pm
Heroin
April 26th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Thats your opinion. Sir
April 24th, 2009 at 05:33 pm
hmm. it's like saying:
Driving cars or smoke weed?
If you drive a car you will drive at 210 mph into a concrete wall and turn into human flavored pizza sauce. Ergo, weed is better.
If you get hangovers from drinking alcohol, you are probably 17, or really dumb. I'm not saying "weed sucks" i'm saying you can enjoy alcohol without becoming an intoxicated clown. If your friends do, you need new friends.
April 24th, 2009 at 06:48 pm
From that comment we can deduce that Pierre is both a moron and a snob."If you drive a car you will drive at 210 mph into a concrete wall and turn into human flavored pizza sauce. Ergo, weed is better." Worst argument ever
April 25th, 2009 at 02:49 am
only a complete asshole would ever use the word "ergo" in a sentence except one in which you are pointing out how only assholes use the word "ergo".
April 25th, 2009 at 09:58 am
im impressed your car goes 210 mph
April 26th, 2009 at 11:36 am
yummy.. im running dangerously low on my human flavored pizza dressing
April 24th, 2009 at 05:54 pm
In true Friday spirit I vote for getting fucked up in general.
April 24th, 2009 at 06:17 pm
I dunno... that dude smoking weed in Dazed and Confused was pretty f'n mean.
I'm going with alcohol.
April 24th, 2009 at 07:22 pm
This is the first time I've been drunk in time for drunken argument Friday! Wooo! Do I get a free t-shirt now?
P.S.
I prefer the juice.
April 24th, 2009 at 08:00 pm
The better question is, if we give a girl booze or weed, what gives us the best chance of getting laid? I vote for booze, cause its easier to slip her a roofie.
April 25th, 2009 at 05:09 pm
LOL, You're going to hell.
April 24th, 2009 at 08:26 pm
Alcohol, of course.
April 25th, 2009 at 07:36 am
Thats fucking nuts!! Booze is way worse than pot. Pot wins everytime. Yea we laugh all the time but mostly because we are watching drunk people piss themself or geting there ass kicked because they stumbled into someone!
April 25th, 2009 at 01:31 pm
well then you need drunk people to have a good time then is what youre saying. booze wins
April 24th, 2009 at 09:57 pm
Weed.
I feel that I function better while high, as opposed to drunk. NO hangover EVER. In fact, I usually feel better when I wake up the next morning than I might have had I been totally sober the night before.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
i'm fucking wasted right now but i wish i was also high so...
WEEEEEEEEEED
April 25th, 2009 at 12:10 am
booze
April 25th, 2009 at 12:11 am
seriously.. booze
April 25th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Man, shiiiiit! That muthafucka in SBTB:TCY was Bob Golic! Mike Golic that clean cut muthafucka on ESPN in the morning and shit. Tacooooooooo Perkiiiins!!!!
April 25th, 2009 at 12:54 am
I smoke weed everyday all day, and, in the words of toothless idjits everywhere, still manage to "git r done". When I occasionally drink way to much, I cant remember anything at all, let alone what I did or did not do. After a heavy night of bong abuse ive never woken up with some fattyfatfat blue veined fur-lipped cheese assed flobble titted gap toothed crosseyed turkeynecked rockmonster that my only hope was that I was too drunk to actually achieve an erection with. Pot for the win.
April 25th, 2009 at 02:06 am
hahahaha...so well put i cant even think of a better way to thank you for your words other than thanks
April 25th, 2009 at 02:04 am
oh eat a fat dick holy taco. i smoke a shitload of pot every day and make more money than this website would ever make even if it sold beef jerky in the shape of tits.
April 25th, 2009 at 06:13 am
Do you sell beef jerky in the shape of tits? Because if you do, we would like to buy some.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I'll take a full C cup. My jerky mannequin just wants to fit in, he's tired of all the teasing.
April 27th, 2009 at 01:27 pm
How does that amount of money you make have anything to do with the argument of weed or alcohol?
April 25th, 2009 at 06:29 am
Let's see WEED or BOOZE...well seeing how I like both but dislike PRISON SEX MORE....I'm going with BOOOZE...LEAGALIZE IT PEOPLE!!!!
April 25th, 2009 at 06:32 am
marijuana all the wayyyy
April 25th, 2009 at 08:34 am
BOOZE! BOOOZE!! BOOOOZE!!!!!
April 25th, 2009 at 08:58 am
both?
probably smoking
April 25th, 2009 at 09:00 am
Sex..was that an option?
April 25th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Whoever wrote the first argument is a moron and has never smoked pot.
I hate you. Please die slowly, preferably somewhere in Somalia.
April 25th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Cannabis is better because it is less harmful, but booze is liquid confidence. It all depends on the situation, you get high to watch Monsters vs. Aliens in 3D, and pick up chicks with booze
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