Drunken Argument For Alcohol:
Alcohol is the greatest substance in the entire universe. Adding alcohol to any situation turns it from "boring time" to "holy shit, did you just see what that chick did to that bar stool?" Add pot to any situation and it turns it from a "boring time" to a bunch of people sitting around, looking at their hands, giggling and saying stupid shit like, "Heyyyyy maaaannnnn, check it out, maaaaaaan. I’m on pot maannnnnn." Hanging around people who are stoned is like hanging out at an old person’s home. No one does ANYTHING and when they do attempt to do something, they do it really, really slowly. Booze, on the other hand, fills people with life and energy. Sure, you have to deal with some idiot kicking a hole in your wall because he’s trying to act out a video he saw on Break.com, but hey, there’s a downside to everything.
Booze is better, and the hangovers are just a reminder of the good times you had last night.
Drunken Argument For Pot:
Listen, I don’t hate booze, I just like weed better. It’s like the difference between Saved by the Bell the College Years, and Saved by the Bell; both totally awesome, one is just a little less awesome because it had Mike Golic in it. In this case, Mike Golic is the hangover you get from drinking. Weed makes everything better, and no one has ever said “Man, I smoked way too much weed last night and long story short, I might have herpes.”
Plus, even if you smoke a ton of weed it doesn’t make people fight like alcohol does. I don’t have to worry that my girlfriend is going to smoke too much weed and then start screaming at me because she thinks I was staring at some girl who looks slightly similar to my ex-girlfriend. And no pot head has ever said “What the f*&k bro, you bumped into me. Let’s take this shit outside.” Plus, the high you get from weed makes things that normally would suck incredibly hard, super enjoyable. Like Paul Blart: Mall Cop. There’s no amount of drunk that could make that enjoyable, but two joints in and it’s “the funniest move ever made, dude, oh my god, so f*&kin funny. The part where fat queen of kings dude slips and then is crawling on the, hahaha, you know, hahaha?”
So, what say you folks? Weed or Booze?