Alcohol is the greatest substance in the entire universe. Adding alcohol to any situation turns it from "boring time" to "holy shit, did you just see what that chick did to that bar stool?" Add pot to any situation and it turns it from a "boring time" to a bunch of people sitting around, looking at their hands, giggling and saying stupid shit like, "Heyyyyy maaaannnnn, check it out, maaaaaaan. I'm on pot maannnnnn." Hanging around people who are stoned is like hanging out at an old person's home. No one does ANYTHING and when they do attempt to do something, they do it really, really slowly. Booze, on the other hand, fills people with life and energy. Sure, you have to deal with some idiot kicking a hole in your wall because he's trying to act out a video he saw on Break.com, but hey, there's a downside to everything.
Booze is better, and the hangovers are just a reminder of the good times you had last night.
Drunken Argument For Pot:
Listen, I don’t hate booze, I just like weed better. It’s like the difference between Saved by the Bell the College Years, and Saved by the Bell; both totally awesome, one is just a little less awesome because it had Mike Golic in it. In this case, Mike Golic is the hangover you get from drinking. Weed makes everything better, and no one has ever said “Man, I smoked way too much weed last night and long story short, I might have herpes.”
Plus, even if you smoke a ton of weed it doesn’t make people fight like alcohol does. I don’t have to worry that my girlfriend is going to smoke too much weed and then start screaming at me because she thinks I was staring at some girl who looks slightly similar to my ex-girlfriend. And no pot head has ever said “What the f*&k bro, you bumped into me. Let’s take this shit outside.” Plus, the high you get from weed makes things that normally would suck incredibly hard, super enjoyable. Like Paul Blart: Mall Cop. There’s no amount of drunk that could make that enjoyable, but two joints in and it’s “the funniest move ever made, dude, oh my god, so f*&kin funny. The part where fat queen of kings dude slips and then is crawling on the, hahaha, you know, hahaha?”
I would have to say weed for chill nights and when your watching movies, or when you have to go to the girlfriends parents house and listen to boring ass shit and look at dumb pictures all day (Who cares what the fuck you looked like when you were 5, you calling me a pedo or somethin?), and alcohol is for parties and social occasions.
Alcohol by a long shot. Weed doesn't help you get chicks. Besides, stories are best told over a cold beer. And then another, and another, and then "This song rules!!" But really, booze gets my vote.
Actually, the best way to pick up stoner chicks is to tell them to come up and have a smoke. It's incredible easy, and if you smoked weed with girls before you would know what I mean.
Who said anything about picking up stoner chicks? Chicks are chicks and as you get a little older, you'll find out that they tend not to go after stoners like back in high school. Funny how that works.
i gotta say weed. it takes a lot of booze to get drunk. it just takes a couple puffs of weed and your there. plus beer get messy, everyones throwing up but there really isn't any long term effects of weed unless. you smoke it often
the only good thing about booze is that you can screw fat chicks and not care. I've thought to myself many times while drunk, "man that chick is gross but i could sooo bang her right now."
I say you get your article correct first and then I will answer. Bob Golic is in Saved by The Bell : The College Years. He is Mike Golic's older brother and is more of a badass then Mike Golic. MIKE GOLIC was never in the show. I'm disappointed HolyTaco in the accuracy of your article. Going with the inaccuracy of your article, I'm going to have to say that you were also inaccurate with the weed. Alcohol is so much better, although I believe weed should be legalized as it is less harmful then alcohol.
weed makes me close the blinds and listen to music, watch movies. i dance in the kitchen, cook food, and drink delicious cold beers. bad side to booze: limited mobility and crashing into things, people, etc. bad side to weed: pure, unadulterated laziness. weed wins for safety. booze wins for inspiration.
I live in a land where I can get booze but not pot. I miss pot. Gimme the weed every time. HANGOVERS SUCK! That is the clincher for me. Way too many Sundays on the couch in agony from booze. Light it up and pass it around baby!
Ganja, and I don't know what it's like where some of you live, but you can find stoner chicks of all ages almost anywhere. At least in the area I live in.
Both in combination. At an all-night rager nothing is better. I start drinking, but it gets boring after a while, so smokin it up is an easy way to keep the party going.
Using alcohol and weed in combination is good, but can be the more dangerous than either one alone.
The good is that you get the psychological effects of marijuana, with the added confidence of booze. You wont get paranoid.
This can be bad because the paranoia is what keeps you from doing stupid things. Being drunk and high is like being high with some of psychological effects dulled and a more relaxed feeling than marijuana alone.
When you close your eyes you feel like a rocket ship blasting through space. And talking to drunk people is always entertaining. You are more mentally aware and capable than those on booze alone, and more relaxed and confident than those on weed alone.
WEED POT GANJA HASH BUD GRASS GREEN DANK SKUNK REEFER CANNABIS SO MUCH LESS VIOLENT AND DRAMATIC AND SICK AND BAD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weed. definatly weed. you dont get a hangover from weed, ya dont puke (well, if u eat too much you might), and i've only ever made freind from smoking up with someone like once. with alcohol you need to be happy already to get happier, with weed you're just... happy :)
I function better while high. Booze just feels like these nasty bugs that crawl through your body and eat you alive.
When I'm really stoned, I obviously don't function, but just afterwards or before it gets too stoney, I am functioning 50% more than soberly and 90% more than drunk.
Plus edibles with pot in it taste better than any alcohol known to man.
Also we don't puke when we eat too much when stoned, unlike the drunkards.
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April 25th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I would have to say weed for chill nights and when your watching movies, or when you have to go to the girlfriends parents house and listen to boring ass shit and look at dumb pictures all day (Who cares what the fuck you looked like when you were 5, you calling me a pedo or somethin?), and alcohol is for parties and social occasions.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
LOL this is the best way to put it.
April 25th, 2009 at 01:24 pm
okay drunken argument friday........between pot and alcohol.....DRUNKEN ARGUMENT FRIDAY. case closed
April 25th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
Alcohol by a long shot. Weed doesn't help you get chicks. Besides, stories are best told over a cold beer. And then another, and another, and then "This song rules!!" But really, booze gets my vote.
April 25th, 2009 at 08:10 pm
Actually, the best way to pick up stoner chicks is to tell them to come up and have a smoke. It's incredible easy, and if you smoked weed with girls before you would know what I mean.
April 26th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Man im already there!!
April 26th, 2009 at 08:52 pm
Who said anything about picking up stoner chicks? Chicks are chicks and as you get a little older, you'll find out that they tend not to go after stoners like back in high school. Funny how that works.
April 25th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
i gotta say weed. it takes a lot of booze to get drunk. it just takes a couple puffs of weed and your there. plus beer get messy, everyones throwing up but there really isn't any long term effects of weed unless. you smoke it often
April 25th, 2009 at 03:26 pm
At least you don't wind up fucking fat chicks when you're smoking weed. I can't say that about booze though.
April 25th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
As long as you get yours...
April 30th, 2009 at 04:53 pm
Why do you guys keep saying fat chicks wouldnt it be worse if it was an ugly chick??
April 25th, 2009 at 04:39 pm
Weed is better. You cant kill someone with a car while your smoking. They always see the glow of the cherry.
April 25th, 2009 at 06:39 pm
Pehaps not. But you can stop 20 yards before the stop sign and you can get lost in places you've been a million times.
April 25th, 2009 at 08:06 pm
Uh dumbass, it was Bob Golic that was in Saved by the Bell: the College Years......geez
April 26th, 2009 at 06:02 am
i think that was intentional there chief.
April 25th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Both. At the same time. As lil john has said time and again: "GET CRUNK!"
April 26th, 2009 at 04:33 am
i love you holy taco. you never stop the laughs
April 26th, 2009 at 07:47 am
trith be, i drunk now and i want weed, so weed wins!
April 26th, 2009 at 08:22 am
I just think its kinda funny you are arguing which is better, alcohol or weed, while being drunk.
April 26th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Weed weed good for your heart the more you smoke it .... yea weed is better
April 26th, 2009 at 07:16 pm
Weed, baby!
April 26th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Pot =) I'd rather be high than drunk. More chill.
April 26th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
weed
April 27th, 2009 at 07:45 am
the only good thing about booze is that you can screw fat chicks and not care. I've thought to myself many times while drunk, "man that chick is gross but i could sooo bang her right now."
April 27th, 2009 at 08:43 am
I say you get your article correct first and then I will answer. Bob Golic is in Saved by The Bell : The College Years. He is Mike Golic's older brother and is more of a badass then Mike Golic. MIKE GOLIC was never in the show. I'm disappointed HolyTaco in the accuracy of your article. Going with the inaccuracy of your article, I'm going to have to say that you were also inaccurate with the weed. Alcohol is so much better, although I believe weed should be legalized as it is less harmful then alcohol.
June 11th, 2009 at 07:53 am
I suggest you reread your comment in hopes that you realize how much of a douche you sound...
just a thought.
April 27th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
weed makes me close the blinds and listen to music, watch movies. i dance in the kitchen, cook food, and drink delicious cold beers. bad side to booze: limited mobility and crashing into things, people, etc. bad side to weed: pure, unadulterated laziness. weed wins for safety. booze wins for inspiration.
BOOZEBOOZEBEERBOOZEBOOZE!!
April 27th, 2009 at 03:57 pm
Alcohol is the greatest.
April 28th, 2009 at 02:02 am
I live in a land where I can get booze but not pot. I miss pot. Gimme the weed every time. HANGOVERS SUCK! That is the clincher for me. Way too many Sundays on the couch in agony from booze. Light it up and pass it around baby!
May 2nd, 2009 at 11:58 pm
weed wins because i like my liver and kidneys....
May 4th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Ganja, and I don't know what it's like where some of you live, but you can find stoner chicks of all ages almost anywhere. At least in the area I live in.
May 5th, 2009 at 09:19 pm
Pot - hands down. With booze you pay for the high with incoherence and clumsiness. With pot it's allll good.
May 14th, 2009 at 06:59 pm
High for sure. Oddly enough I saw Paul Blart last week while stoned, and I can say I found it much funnier than my non-stoned friends.
June 14th, 2009 at 07:47 pm
Both in combination. At an all-night rager nothing is better. I start drinking, but it gets boring after a while, so smokin it up is an easy way to keep the party going.
Using alcohol and weed in combination is good, but can be the more dangerous than either one alone.
The good is that you get the psychological effects of marijuana, with the added confidence of booze. You wont get paranoid.
This can be bad because the paranoia is what keeps you from doing stupid things. Being drunk and high is like being high with some of psychological effects dulled and a more relaxed feeling than marijuana alone.
When you close your eyes you feel like a rocket ship blasting through space. And talking to drunk people is always entertaining. You are more mentally aware and capable than those on booze alone, and more relaxed and confident than those on weed alone.
June 15th, 2009 at 06:42 pm
WEED POT GANJA HASH BUD GRASS GREEN DANK SKUNK REEFER CANNABIS SO MUCH LESS VIOLENT AND DRAMATIC AND SICK AND BAD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 20th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
weed. definatly weed. you dont get a hangover from weed, ya dont puke (well, if u eat too much you might), and i've only ever made freind from smoking up with someone like once. with alcohol you need to be happy already to get happier, with weed you're just... happy :)
November 5th, 2009 at 05:03 pm
I function better while high. Booze just feels like these nasty bugs that crawl through your body and eat you alive.
When I'm really stoned, I obviously don't function, but just afterwards or before it gets too stoney, I am functioning 50% more than soberly and 90% more than drunk.
Plus edibles with pot in it taste better than any alcohol known to man.
Also we don't puke when we eat too much when stoned, unlike the drunkards.
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