If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid stuff, like what’s more of a sport: Golf or
Nascar racing? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:
Drunken Argument for Golf Being More of a Sport
Arguing that Nascar takes more athletic skill than golf is like saying that athletes who compete in the Special Olympics could compete in the regular Olympics. The argument is almost more retarded than those who participate. Golf takes ten times the athletic skill Nascar takes. How f*cking hard is it to drive a car? I’ve seen a child drive a car, and I’ve seen my 90-year old grandmother drive a car. Hell, I can even drive a car. One thing I can’t do is play golf. Golf is hard, and it takes athletic ability, reflexes, and skill. Nascar is dominated by fat, beer drinking good ol’ boys who possess one athletic skill aside from masturbation, and that’s turning a wheel to the left. The sport of golf is dominated by Tiger Woods, one of the greatest athletes of our time. Sure, just like driving a car, anyone can swing a golf club. But unlike Nascar, not everyone can compete on a professional level in golf, because it takes outstanding athletic ability to be good at it. All you need to compete professionally in Nascar is the ability to squeeze your fat ass through the driver’s side window of a fast car and a few Southern sponsors, like chewing tobacco or the morning after pill company. After that, you literally just sit there, press the gas, and let the car take care of the rest. Since the car is the only real athlete in Nascar, Golfers trump Nascar drivers in athletic ability, hands down, and therefore Golf is way more of a sport than Nascar.
Drunken Argument for Nascar Being More of a Sport
Golf is to sports what fat-free balsamic viniagerette is to salad dressings. At that point, it’s just like, "why even have salad dressing on your salad? Why not just sprinkle some water on it?" There’s a point where something ceases to be a sport and becomes simply "an excuse to get away from the wife and kids for a while". Golf has reached and exceeded this boundary by a long shot. You can walk as slowly as you want from hole to hole, and you have someone carrying your heavy bag for you. Then you swing your club a couple of times and move onto the next one. If there was a grizzly bear chasing you while this was happening then I’d consider it a sport, but as it stands, it just seems like yardwork with a purpose. Nascar, on the other hand, takes skill and endurance. A lot of the technique involved with Nascar happens before the race even starts, and involves Southern dudes building the most badass engine possible. People may argue that a Nascar driver gets to sit down for the entire race, and that he’s always turning the same direction, and that’s true. Oh yeah, and he’s also manuevering a car within inches of other cars while traveling at over 200 mph. You’d better believe that takes a great deal of focus and skill. Also, a Nascar driver is in constant danger of suffering a painful, gruesome, and firey death, and not just by his own hand, either; one slight miscalculation on any drivers’ part can kill him. The only person killed in a golf tournament died from a heart attack, due to lack of exercise. If that doesn’t solidify Nascar for the win in this argument, then I don’t know what does.
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Neither argument was compelling enough for me to make a decision. IMO, it takes skill to drive 170mph for 300 straight miles, but it’s still not as badass as Formula 1… ya know, racing on a course that isn’t an OVAL!
Also, golf takes mad skill. I play hockey, but I suck at golf. Although, I once got par on wii golf.
just gonna throw this out there, uhh, more people Die playing golf than in any other sport. True Fact. Because a) old fucks play it, and bam! heart attack and B) little solid ball flying over 100mph right into the dome is gonna cause some damage
1. Both Golf and Nascar are gay. Yes – asshole fucking, shit stain, mardi gras, Elton john, Rosie O donnell fucking gay.
2. Both are NOT sports.
3. golf is for the middle aged, overweight, rich whitey, salesmen, bluetooth headset wearing fuck who is trying to avoid home because he hates his wife (because she is fucking their sons best friend) and hates his EMO teenage daughter!!
4. Nascar is for Redneck, hillbilly, alabama, incest, retard fucks who dont have the brain power to turn right.
5. BOTH ARE NOT SPORTS!!!!!!!
Neither are sports but the media has always looked @ golf a bit more like a sport rather than a hobbie, I mean @ least in golf u actually fucking DO something like walk & shit & swing a club here & there
Looks like someone’s daddy’s a golfer …
Oh Snap!
you can not be a complete idiot and still enjoy playing or watching golf. nascar, not so much.
You’re partially right, son…
1) I’m a golfer who likes NASCAR.
2) I’m cocksmoking, plumsmuggling, cum-in-my-gape eXXXtra GAY.
3) I hate your mother.
4) And I hate my daughter (YOU!)
Where you’re wrong: golf and NASCAR are both sports. Sorry if that makes your mascara run, sweetie.
But your mother likes to watch AND play golf. And we both know how much of a bitch she is.
Golf is recognized by the IOC as a sport. Driving a car? Nope, that’s how they get there. It’s not a sport.
Then again, curling is an Olympic sport and you could be 9/10 dead and compete in that one.
Is bowling a sport? I think that if a 10-year-old paraplegic has as much chance of bowling a perfect game as a 45-year-old drunk fat fuck then it’s not a sport.
They are both sports. Who cares
to the guy who cant come up with an original post name –
1. i’m not a chick
2. Your still a jizz guzzling faggot
3. Golf is a hobby and is for sissies.
4. Nascar is for retards (such as yourself) and is what rich rednecks do when their not burning crosses on peoples front lawns.
5. and the only mascara thats running is your wives when shes gagging on my cock.
Your logic is incorrect. We’re talking about the pros, not the amateurs here.
If you want to count the old fucks playing for fun, you have to count everyone who drives a car as well. I’m sure there are many more people who die in car accidents than playing golf.
That being said, both golf and nascar are boring as shit.
You make your mom gag on your cock? Speaking of hillbilly, Alabama, incest retard fucks …
1. Listen A.Nal Fisher – none of my posts say that i was talking about my family, you retarded yank fuck!
2. I gave you mum 20 cents for some cougar action last week, tell the bitch that i still want my 10 cents change bitch!
OK — hopefully you can keep up with this. You replied to “Stompy’s Dad” with these words of wisdom:
“the only mascara thats running is your wives when shes gagging on my cock”
Your dad’s wife is your MOTHER. (In your case, probably your sister too.) Dumbfuck.
News flash – its a FUCKIN post name!!! you knuckle dragging faggot! If i called myself Chuck Norris, it doesnt actually mean i’m Chuck Norris, you white trash NOOB!!
Ps: Golf and Nascar are still for faggots.
you guys are all butt munching faggots you fuck their brothers…end of story
Ok, so apparently you have to be really athletic to be a professional golfer? Two words- JOHN DALY.
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Good point John Daly is a fat ass so is Phil Mickelson. Nascar is just fuckin gay but thats probably cause im Canadian(Jokes Inserted here). Golf requires focus, skill nascar requires focus, skill. But neither need athletic ability. both = good events to drink while playing
golf is for queers and nascar is for fat incest lovin rednecks who shoot at filthy mexicans (not that I wouldnt)
the only manly sport is croquet
and I am still a pompous cock loving twat
go fuck yourself and stop dissing roger
Nascar is tougher hands down, I would say even more than Basketball in some degree.
HA. IN WHAT WAY ? YOU RUN IN BASKETBALL. YOU WALK IN GOLF, 5-10 MILES DEPENDING ON HOW GOOD YOU ARE (AND IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY WALKING; YOU STILL WALK 3-5 MILES EVEN IF YOU RIDE IN A CART, MAYBE MORE IF ITS CART PATH ONLY.) ALL YOU DO IN NASCAR IS SWEAT. A LOT. I GOTTA GIVE IT TO THEM THO. I CANT DRIVE FOR MORE THAN 3 HOURS W/O MY ASS HURTING. BUT ITS ALL STRATEGY. LIKE CHESS. EXCEPT W/ BETTER DEPTH PERCEPTION. THE MORE YOU DO IT, THE BETTER YOU ARE. ITS DRIVING FOR CHRISTS SAKE. TO BE CONSISTENTLY GREAT AT GOLF IS MUCH HARDER THAN BEING CONSISENTLY GREAT IN ANY OTHER SPORT. THATS WHY THEY SAY PGA TOUR QUALIFYING SCHOOL IS THE HARDEST THING TO DO IN SPORTS. JUST ‘CAUSE SOME PEOPLE GET PISSED THE FIRST TIME THEY PLAY GOLF IS THE REASON THEY THINK ITS NOT A SPORT. CAUSE THEY SUCK AT IT.
I love how NASCAR people say “the car is the athlete.”
Oh really… so athletes in baseball, basketball, soccer, football, track, etc. have to train hard all day long to get better, faster, stronger. They sweat all day, deny themselves a normal life, and have to maintain a good public image.
How does a car get faster and stronger? A simple call to Autozone. How does a car maintain good PR? Stick another corporate sponsor logo somewhere that hasn’t been completely covered by other logos.
I’m not saying golf is like a badass competitive in-your-face sport. But it requires some kind of physical activity, while NASCAR requires talking into a headset and driving at breakneck speeds at the same time. I did that on my way to work this morning.
that is the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever read.
problem is, your comparing douche bags that walk a course to guys that drive 1 inch from your bumper and throw the finger at you as they pass you at 200 miles an hour.
golf is way more of a sport for all you retards whove never played go grab some beers and clubs and smack the ball around its not fukin easy!!nascar is just a bunch of fat redneck watchin shit go in circles cuz they dont have the brain power to follow any other sport(not sayin nascar is a sport)
hey stupid, its the driver not the fans. If your going to compare the two, compare the players, not the watchers! Uhhh golfers play golf, uhhh nascars uhhh drink beer.
Im pretty sure the driver dont drink until they puke, they save that for the fans!!!
Not much of a NASCAR guy but the point ‘that you could die in a fiery death at any moment’ wins the debate. However, people die golfing during thunderstorms (death from above)… second look at golf.
They are both lame and boring to watch.
u want racing try drifting, 80-100 mph sideways inches from the wall inches from another car, and unlike NASCAR the cars are actually different.
Ooooh, DO-RI-FU-TO! Because I watched Fast & Furious Tokyo Drift I know what I’m talking about! That makes me a special snowflake!
Motorsports in general require natural skill, good concentration, and athleticism. REALLY good racers aren’t the fat shmucks some of you visualize, though they exist.
And no diss to golf — it takes its own set of skill, concentration, and athleticism — but possibility of car becoming Viking funeral pyre has to give racing the edge.
What a BS article. Both are sports, it just depends on what pair of eyes are watching or participating. Also, both takes different skills and do require athletic abilities.
You cannot put a lardass in a car for four hours in 110 degree heat. The same goes for a tubby walking around the greens in 90 degree heat.
I do not know what rock some of you crawled out from under, but you definately need to crawl back.
Hi, Paul!
Right on!
P.S.: Would you be my son instead? I don’t like the one I have.