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Dude, Where’s My Ca – No, I’m Not Going To Make That Joke.

In this guy’s defense, I would have called the cops too.  "Car rolling away to hidden location," isn’t one of the first ten things my brain goes to when I come out to find my car is gone.  I think it’s number 13, just behind "Maybe I’m on a prank show," but just ahead of "maybe one of those smart monkeys from the movie Congo drove it away." 
 
On a side note, this guy pulled the exact same move my dad pulls every single time we go to a baseball game and come back and can’t find our car:  He looks once to his left, once to his right, and then he goes "Well, it’s stolen.  Great.  I’ll get on the phone with the cops."  And then I have to say "Dad, there’s 60,000 cars here, possibly you forgot where we parked it."  Then he thinks for a moment and he says some shit like "No, I parked it next to a truck.  I know I did.  See, there’s a truck, and then the empty space where our car was." 
 
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3 Responses to "Dude, Where’s My Ca – No, I’m Not Going To Make That Joke."

  1. I had saw this video,but I don’t believe it!It really someone forgot firr-down the car???

  2. Anonymous says:

    What? okay, i’m not a stickler for grammar, however i do believe it’s “i have seen”. Anyway other than that i think it’s very believable, as who would knowingly let their truck roll into a street? and could you rephrase your last sentence. I can’t make head nor tails of it.

  3. Rap Music says:

    This shit is funny as hell …. and a great story, that was nuts!


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