Recently, Rachel Ray did an ad for Dunkin’ Donuts. A still from the ad is pictured above. So, the ad ran, and then suddenly a conservative fox news blogger/commentator Michelle Malkin, flipped out because of the scarf Ray is wearing in this still, saying it was a “Keffiyeh.”
Michelle Malkin, wrote on her blog, “The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad.”
I’m glad she pointed that out because I was wondering why every time I saw this ad, right afterwards I thought “Man, I really want some donuts and also want to kill a bunch of jews.”
At first, Dunkin’ Donuts was like “Michelle Malkin, you’re a crazy f-ing bitch,” which, when translated into corporate speak, ended up coming out like this:
In a recent online ad, Rachael Ray is wearing a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design. It was selected by her stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended.
But, I’ve been on enough playgrounds to know, one really annoying kid that nobody likes can start screaming and suddenly no one is playing four square and instead everyone is inside at their desks, sitting quietly. So, of course, Dunkin Donuts decided to go the route of the pussy, and pulled the ad. Michelle Malkin was of course enthralled and said this:
“I’m a dumb f-ing piece of shit with no life that sits around and studies the scarves people wear in donut commercials. I also kill babies and eat them.”
Actually, she didn’t say that. I made that up. She said some other stuff that basically meant that. Anywho, it’s not so much that I care about Dunkin’ Donuts, it’s more the principle that one whacked out idiot can actually get things pulled from public view. It sets a bad precedent. First it’s a donut commercial, then goes the porno, and with out even realizing it, it’s 8 p.m. on a Friday and we’re rushing to get home due to a government mandated pre-bedtime viewing of Touched By Angel. Extreme example, but it’s a slippery slope folks.
Anyways, I’m excited to see Michelle Malkin’s reaction to the new Dunkin’ Donuts promotion that’s happening later this summer.
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let me put everything into perspective. i am american and damn proud… i would fuck the shit out of rachel ray… i would fuck the shit out of bin laden… i would fuck the shit out of allah.. god or whatever.. i would fuck the shit out of a bomb.. shit i would fuck the shit out of cristina aguilaras placenta.. if you can’t fuck it, it aint real and if it aint real fuck it….i cant fuck god, allah, or christina aguilar so it aint real. so fuck it!!!! why the hell are we all getting all homicidle over what we cant fuck…. i mean fuck???!!!! lets all just get along and fuck!!! did i mention christina aguilara has huge boobies… why are we killing each other over something or someone we cant fuck??? tell me this
the kefiyah is not just worn by terrorists. millions wear them. who knew that conservatives could be so sensitive
the kefiyah is not just worn by terrorists. millions wear them. who knew that conservatives could be so sensitive/
Fellas, Michelle Malkin simply needs to sit on big Pappy’s stick and get a good dose of pounding. This should make her realize the whore she really is/but you know those conservatives think that sex is a sin – I don’t care what scarf Rachel the troll Ray wears – I could not care less. Perhaps if the scarf was of bad choice – you neo-cons should stop wearing your crosses on your lapells. Geez -have you not figured out that God does not exist??? Wake up it’s 2008. Anyways I’d rather go to hell for my sins rather than acting like an hypocrit praying to get into Heaven. We all know that Heaven is a boring place – no booze, no sex, no drugs and the gals… shhee….I don’t want to be in line to date Mother Theresa. I’d rather go to hell, chill with Hugh Heffner and Larry Flint and bang playboy bunnies.
“when it comes to anything political or worthy of thought, Holy taco is full of shit.”
A talking head wearing a scarf in a donut ad is deeply political and worthy of thought. Oh yes, we have to set some priorities. As far as humor is concerned, Holy Taco has been easily overtaken by Dunkin Donuts and Fox. You couldn’t make this stuff up.
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Dunkin Donuts should be ashamed of themselves for pulling this ad, and Michelle Malkin needs to chill out…or get therapy…or both.
i really have no problem with this article, it was fucking hilarious. but for the sake of some kind of journalistic integrity (i know, it’s holy taco, who cares right?), you guys spelled rachael’s name wrong a bunch. it’s right in the quote, but not in your tag or title…
Am i the only person who thinks Rachel ray has a annoyingly attractiveness too her? Like you know she is probably an annoying mother fucker, but I just want to fuck the hell out of her. I mean jst tear that ass up. About to get a job as her pool boy
Michelle was absolutely correct, Holy taco must be run by a bunch of pussy liberals.
I agree Joey.Its obvious that when it comes to anything political or worthy of thought, Holy taco is full of shit. Holy Taco..keep posting hot chicks and shut your cock hole. I’ve cut turds that have better political insight then you and stink less.
Joey, Rocky, You guys are retarded assholes. No one said you had to be here. Go back to being one of those 8 assholes you’d find in Starbucks. This site is for humor you retarded conservative fucks. Have a nice day.
I guess we shouldn’t care, because we are too ignorant to know any different. Maybe we should pretend that the swastika has no symbolic meaning as well. I am sure Rachael had no idea, but now that she does, she can correct herself. Liberalism = Dumb fucks. Wake up retards! Jihadist hate you too..
Hey Dom…are you crying?
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HT— you’re fucking hilarious. I get a kick outta your PS’d photos too. Keep doin’ what you do. If you have half a brain you realize this is a COMEDIC blog. People need to lighten the fuck up. Sheesh! It’s a short work week! Untwist ur panties!
Rachel Ray is way hotter than Michelle Malkin. Therefore they should continue running the advert.
Dom is just like Hillary Klinton only with a smaller dick.