"Each Child Is Really Like A Small Business"

April 2nd, 2009 | 06:20 am
 
The thing I really like about this video is that it tells it like it is. Kids aren't meant to frolic and play. They're meant to join a union and work long hours in a cutthroat business that sucks out all their innocence before they hit the age of seven.
 
We've all seen how wonderful child actor's lives turn out. So it's nice that this video can help show parents how to give their children the opportunities that River Phoenix, Todd Bridges, Dana Plato, Lindsay Lohan, Danny Bonaduce and Brad Renfro had. I mean, look at them now. As a parent, wouldn't you dream of having your child turn out like one of them?
 
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Comments

5 Responses to ""Each Child Is Really Like A Small Business""

  1. http://www.chumashcasinosantaynez.net/ Says:

    lol, really good one.

  2. Anil Dikshit Says:

    Apparently you must beat your child like a good Polo pony.

  3. http://www.chumashcasinohotel.com/ Says:

    Indeed it is

  4. uglysexy Says:

    nice cottage industry if you get the right genes going

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

  5. Pratik Says:

    This could be an ad for a weird child pornography cult and it would look exactly the same.

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