“Each Child Is Really Like A Small Business”

posted 04/02/2009
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The thing I really like about this video is that it tells it like it is. Kids aren’t meant to frolic and play. They’re meant to join a union and work long hours in a cutthroat business that sucks out all their innocence before they hit the age of seven.

We’ve all seen how wonderful child actor’s lives turn out. So it’s nice that this video can help show parents how to give their children the opportunities that River Phoenix, Todd Bridges, Dana Plato, Lindsay Lohan, Danny Bonaduce and Brad Renfro had. I mean, look at them now. As a parent, wouldn’t you dream of having your child turn out like one of them?

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Tags: Blog entry, children, hollywood

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5 Responses to "“Each Child Is Really Like A Small Business”"

Pratik says:

April 2, 2009 at 1:42 pm

This could be an ad for a weird child pornography cult and it would look exactly the same.
uglysexy says:

April 2, 2009 at 11:40 am

nice cottage industry if you get the right genes going

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Anil Dikshit says:

April 2, 2009 at 9:47 am

Apparently you must beat your child like a good Polo pony.
http://www.chumashcasinohotel.com/ says:

April 2, 2009 at 10:45 am

Indeed it is
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April 2, 2009 at 7:52 am

lol, really good one.

“Each Child Is Really Like A Small Business”

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