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The Economy Is Doing Just Fine In Ohio

If you thought a worldwide economic collapse was just around the corner and that we will soon be using shells as currency, well think again. According to this internal email from an Akron, Ohio company, the economy is kicking ass:
While most companies are doing away with all employee-based perks, this company (which shall remain nameless and has been censored throughout the text) is upgrading their "fun day" to include…SINBAD! Let me say that again…SINBAD! The Zubaz-wearing, earing-having, safe-joke-telling comic from the ’80s. The next time some "expert" or "economist" tries to tell you that our economic end is nigh, just show him this email. Failing economies don’t get to go see Sinbad. They get Yakov Smirnoff.

4 Responses to "The Economy Is Doing Just Fine In Ohio"

  1. uglysexy says:

    I always called that comic Jackoff Smearoff


  2. RoboPanda says:

    This is Sinbad’s house, and Akron is his bitch.

  3. Anonymous says:

    holy stop writing

  4. Anonymous says:

    In Soviet Russia, recession has you!

    I know, I just stole Yakov’s whole act for the year. All apologies.