First Screech loses his house, then makes a porno. Now Ed McMahon loses his house…dear God, please don’t let this end up like Screech. Usmagazine.com reports:
Former Johnny Carson sidekick Ed McMahon spoke out on CNN’s Larry King Live about the possible foreclosure of his multimillion-dollar Beverly Hills mansion.
“If you spend more money than you make, you know what happens,” he said. “You know, a couple of divorces thrown in, a few things like that. And, you know, things happen.”
I like how he said “a couple of divorces thrown in, a few things like that.” Oh, right, a few things where something happens that causes you to lose half your money, which at one time was more than 200 million dollars. I like how he just glossed over what those things were. “Yeah, you know, divorce, paid an assassin to kill JFK, funded an experiment to shrink myself so I could be injected into a human’s bloodstream like that Innerspace movie, blah blah, you know, standard shit.”
See, right now he needs to get back into the late night talk show circuit. Except he can’t carry a show of his own, so he’s still gonna have to be a side kick. Except the only way his show will get ratings in today’s market is if there’s an incredibly dynamic and controversial performer with him. Something like this:
I would definitely watch this over Leno.
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
Pyuong yang in the motha heezie.
That is really stupid on his part. He made in one year what many people would not make in their lifetime, and he runs out of money? Dum Dum.